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CN
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Postby CN » Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:25 pm

Congratulations, your character doesn't fail. He goes on to prosper. He gets married to a lovely woman and ultimately becomes the ruler of a large area of land.

Unfortunately, he is murdered in his sleep by the lovely wife of his who had a thing for a corpse you created.

I wish this month had been a lot slower
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Postby SekoETC » Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:33 pm

Granted, you spend this month chained to a rock and acid is dripped on your face. Time seemed to go very slowly.

I wish I didn't have a gum infection.
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Mr. Black
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Postby Mr. Black » Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:57 pm

Granted. You now have an infection in a more....private spot.

I wish that Communism really worked so I could be a Communist and not be treated like an idiot.
PLAYER STATS

NAME: Mr. Black
AGE: 21
OCCUPATION: Fry-cook, occasional rocker
LIKES: Hard rock, metal, playing both, Cantr, the internet, and whiskey.
HATES: His apartment, lizards, snakes, being told what to do.
STR: -2
AGI: -10
INT: +10
RCK: >9000
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Postby joo » Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:57 pm

All of your body besides your gum is now infected. With syphilis.


I wish that deadline wasn't so soon.
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Postby Dust Puppy » Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:19 pm

Mr. Black wrote:I wish that Communism really worked so I could be a Communist and not be treated like an idiot.


Granted. You find a way to make Communism work by killing yourself (don´t ask me how, but it had something to do with quantum mechanics and butterflies). You´re not treated (or remembered) as an idiot because you´re not remembered at all and someone else takes all the credit.

joo wrote:I wish that deadline wasn't so soon.


Granted. The deadline was yesterday.


I wish I could live in Cantr.
What doesn´t kill you prolongs the agony.
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Mr. Black
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Postby Mr. Black » Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:30 pm

Granted, on one condition; that you're a sex slave to my char. :twisted:

I wish that I could live in Cantr. Yeah, same wish.
PLAYER STATS

NAME: Mr. Black
AGE: 21
OCCUPATION: Fry-cook, occasional rocker
LIKES: Hard rock, metal, playing both, Cantr, the internet, and whiskey.
HATES: His apartment, lizards, snakes, being told what to do.
STR: -2
AGI: -10
INT: +10
RCK: >9000
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Postby Dust Puppy » Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:33 pm

Granted, but you only have one char (yourself) and the condition you mentioned above is met. :shock: Oh, that´s almost too mean, but it was your own idea... :P


I wish I could live in Cantr and have a crowbar, iron shield, crossbow and an endless supply of food and healing food.
What doesn´t kill you prolongs the agony.
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Postby joo » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:20 pm

Enjoy your empty island with no means to make a boat and almost no chance of anybody else landing on the island.



I wish I didn't find it so hard to come up with wishes (I suppose I'm just not the type to be always "wishing" for something unattainable.)
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Postby playerslayer666 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:25 pm

give up and reuse old wishes and your wish will come true.

i wish for absolute silence...... in the middle east.
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Postby Dudel » Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:31 pm

Granted: The middle east is mute, but they are still doing those other things, just quietly. OH and you are stuck in the middle of their crossfire.

Okay... I wish I was in Wales and joo was NO WHERE NEAR ME EVER!
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Postby playerslayer666 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:40 pm

wish not granted. Joo is gonna do whatever he wants because he is awsome and you have to live with that.

i wish dogs could talk.
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joo
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Postby joo » Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:17 am

Wish granted because you admitted the truth about me. However, I also become very friendly to you.


I wish I knew Dudel's girl's address so I could get in there before him.
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Postby playerslayer666 » Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:39 am

granted, but she changes it. you don't know the new address.

i wish cool was not a state of mind. instead, a rank one attains once they are deemed a respectable idividual.
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Postby snm2001 » Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:52 am

ahhh, damn it I have to be a jerk to you... ok ok here goes.. It does exist and you suck so bad no one told you



I wish I didnt have to say that to you
Sleepers are soulless... put them out of their misery
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Postby playerslayer666 » Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:04 am

granted. NOW you didn't have to say that. that still doesn't change the past. your still a horrible person.

i wish to make the first post on page 100 of the grant a wish game.
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