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*Wiro
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Postby *Wiro » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:41 pm

QueenofBlades wrote:0.o May I add that you're fat too? And horrible at sex?


I'm 15... lol. So, the sex skill doesn't show up yet on my character page as I haven't tried a project involving the sex skill yet. :) Unless.. no, wait, don't even mention it, move on. Pssh... MOVE! x3


You oughta stop eating so you can actually wear a pair of shoes for longer than just a week.

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
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Rebma
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Postby Rebma » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:43 pm

That exercise bike in your parents room? I'm sure you could if you could lift your fat ass up there.

I'm going to go for a run soon cuz I feel healthy and motivated today.
kronos wrote:like a nice trim is totally fine. short, neat. I don't want to be fighting through the forests of fangorn and expecting treebeard to come and show me the way in
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joo
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Postby joo » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:44 pm

It has training wheels -- congratulations.

Edit: Good for you! Does that include waddling over the fridge to get more food, and back to your computer?


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*Wiro
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Postby *Wiro » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:51 pm

Yes, Joo, we can see that.

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Mr. Black
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Postby Mr. Black » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:52 pm

Especially stupidity.

I have an I.Q. of over 190. (I'm not kidding.)
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NAME: Mr. Black
AGE: 21
OCCUPATION: Fry-cook, occasional rocker
LIKES: Hard rock, metal, playing both, Cantr, the internet, and whiskey.
HATES: His apartment, lizards, snakes, being told what to do.
STR: -2
AGI: -10
INT: +10
RCK: >9000
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joo
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Postby joo » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:58 pm

Too bad that's about all you have going for you...


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joo
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Postby joo » Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:08 pm

Mr. Black wrote:I have an amazing girlfriend.

Rebma19 wrote:And if people could just get over the boils, scars, fungus, and pus on it, maybe you'd get laid...

Oh, I LOL'd so hard when I saw that in your signature, Mr. Black...
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Mr. Black
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Postby Mr. Black » Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:13 pm

....and where does this fudge come from? Your ass?

About the sig....inorite?

I have the sexiest dog in the history of the planet
PLAYER STATS

NAME: Mr. Black
AGE: 21
OCCUPATION: Fry-cook, occasional rocker
LIKES: Hard rock, metal, playing both, Cantr, the internet, and whiskey.
HATES: His apartment, lizards, snakes, being told what to do.
STR: -2
AGI: -10
INT: +10
RCK: >9000
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joo
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Postby joo » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:03 pm

Too bad the dog doesn't find you as sexy as you find it, or you might even get some action from it...


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Postby Rebma » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:43 pm

((I just realized I made my puss post same time as Mr.black..well i was a minute late cuz slow internet....it was meant for joo but...it works..i'll go with it))
kronos wrote:like a nice trim is totally fine. short, neat. I don't want to be fighting through the forests of fangorn and expecting treebeard to come and show me the way in
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snm2001
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Postby snm2001 » Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:01 am

To bad your to stupid to use it for anything


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Sleepers are soulless... put them out of their misery
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QueenofBlades
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Postby QueenofBlades » Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:24 pm

...in Monopoly money.

It's a beautiful day that I'm not afraid to enjoy in my bathing suit because I've got a rockin body. :]
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*Wiro
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Postby *Wiro » Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:43 pm

And then you woke up.

I will soon have the nicest girl ever as my girlfriend.
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Mr. Black
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Postby Mr. Black » Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:44 pm

Oh, don't worry, you'll soon find she's a condescending, evil bitch who has it in for you.

I am happy with my life.
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NAME: Mr. Black
AGE: 21
OCCUPATION: Fry-cook, occasional rocker
LIKES: Hard rock, metal, playing both, Cantr, the internet, and whiskey.
HATES: His apartment, lizards, snakes, being told what to do.
STR: -2
AGI: -10
INT: +10
RCK: >9000
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joo
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Postby joo » Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:24 pm

You also have very low self worth if that life makes you happy.


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