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CN
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Postby CN » Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:46 pm

joo wrote:
My Tetris high score on my phone is 60000. I got it after not having slept for several days and while high on energy drinks, doubling my previous high score of 30000.


and that is why you have to resort to the dead to get laid....


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Postby Taralyn » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:26 pm

which is lucky since nothing else in your life does

I am happy healthy and well adjusted
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joo
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Postby joo » Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:16 pm

...at this point in time, maybe. However, all too soon, cruel, harsh reality will come flooding back, and you will be more miserable than ever.


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Postby QueenofBlades » Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:24 am

But none of that matters because no one can get past how ugly, fat, and acne scarred you are.

Today, I found out I'm graduating with honors and I'm going to move on to a great great job after. (As a tiger handler).
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Postby kronos » Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:05 am

I didn't think brothels had honours

But whatever, I have a date with a beautiful lady
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Postby Rebma » Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:34 am

Kronos, if I've told you once, I've told you a million times, blow up dolls do -not- count as real dates.

I'm moving to a pleasant little town soon.
kronos wrote:like a nice trim is totally fine. short, neat. I don't want to be fighting through the forests of fangorn and expecting treebeard to come and show me the way in
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joo
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Postby joo » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:46 pm

Yes, rehabilitation clinics do tend to be built near "pleasant little towns".


Many of my characters in Cantr have interesting lives.
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Rebma
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Postby Rebma » Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:32 am

Which more than makes up for the fact your parents are still contemplating the point of keeping you alive?


I won an award for top 3 in sales in retail out of hundreds.
kronos wrote:like a nice trim is totally fine. short, neat. I don't want to be fighting through the forests of fangorn and expecting treebeard to come and show me the way in
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joo
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Postby joo » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:08 pm

Wasn't that in that shop you worked in with two other employees for a while...?



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Mr. Black
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Postby Mr. Black » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:07 pm

And yet you are still ugly, fat, and acne-scarred.

I am a master of 13 musical instruments and make hundreds of euros a day playing on street corners.
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NAME: Mr. Black
AGE: 21
OCCUPATION: Fry-cook, occasional rocker
LIKES: Hard rock, metal, playing both, Cantr, the internet, and whiskey.
HATES: His apartment, lizards, snakes, being told what to do.
STR: -2
AGI: -10
INT: +10
RCK: >9000
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Postby *Wiro » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:12 pm

Just the fact you're playing on the street should say enough.

I'm ugly, stupid and dumb.
Read about my characters by following this link.
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QueenofBlades
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Postby QueenofBlades » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:17 pm

0.o May I add that you're fat too? And horrible at sex?

I'm intelligent and pretty and good in bed. :twisted:
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joo
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Postby joo » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:28 pm

Why, oh why, then, did you have to become a beastophile?



I have a huge penis.
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Mr. Black
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Postby Mr. Black » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:36 pm

Tragically enough, you also have a huge stomach.

I have an amazing girlfriend.
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NAME: Mr. Black
AGE: 21
OCCUPATION: Fry-cook, occasional rocker
LIKES: Hard rock, metal, playing both, Cantr, the internet, and whiskey.
HATES: His apartment, lizards, snakes, being told what to do.
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Postby Rebma » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:37 pm

And if people could just get over the boils, scars, fungus, and pus on it, maybe you'd get laid...


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kronos wrote:like a nice trim is totally fine. short, neat. I don't want to be fighting through the forests of fangorn and expecting treebeard to come and show me the way in
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