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Postby Voltenion » Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:02 pm

job: cleaning public toillets.


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Postby Piscator » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:10 pm

As shark bait.

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joo
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Postby joo » Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:23 pm

...unfortunately, you sleep on a park bench, so you have no choice.

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Postby Leo Luncid » Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:17 am

And yet you ironically suck at the ability to flame.


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Postby SekoETC » Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:27 am

And you're the only person in the world who would find that cool, everyone else thinks it's retarded.

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Postby joo » Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:28 am

However, everybody knows that Caps Lock is cruise control for uncool.

Edit: damn you. You might be able to sleep during the day, but everybody knows what the people you live with like to do to you while they're WIDE AWAKE and you're FAST ASLEEP and completely DEFENSELESS and UNCONSCIOUS.

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Postby Taralyn » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:06 pm

I don't feel the need to boast as the guy before me didn't
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Postby joo » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:43 pm

...because you have nothing to boast about.

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Postby Mr. Black » Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:25 pm

...which makes you a mutant freak. Result; no chick wants to have sex with you. (but some freaky guys do)

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Postby joo » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:55 pm

Mr. Black wrote:(but some freaky guys do)

Good enough for me! XD

Mr. Black wrote:I am a future master programmer.

So far in the future, in fact, that you will die before it ever happens.

Edit: Btw, what c03dz0r are you lrning2pr0gr0m?


Oh, and... I will develop the greatest casual online gaming platform known to man. (Shhh!)
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Postby CN » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:22 pm

joo wrote:
Mr. Black wrote:(but some freaky guys do)

Good enough for me! XD

Mr. Black wrote:I am a future master programmer.

So far in the future, in fact, that you will die before it ever happens.

Edit: Btw, what c03dz0r are you lrning2pr0gr0m?


Oh, and... I will develop the greatest casual online gaming platform known to man. (Shhh!)


unfortunately by the time you develop it, someone else will have already made billions off the exact same idea

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Postby mikki » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:32 pm

In my nightmares maybe.. Stop thinking you are all that cause you aren't. :wink:

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Postby joo » Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:41 am

...the best at everything involving offering yourselves to lines of men, that is.


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Postby Taralyn » Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:12 am

leaving no room for anything of actual use in your brain

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Postby joo » Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:16 am

And that's the only thing that gives you a sense of self worth.


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