King of the Hill

Dust Puppy · Postby **Dust Puppy** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:40 am

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED!

joo · Postby **joo** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:08 am

Repress this! *throws skittles at Dust Puppy, Piscator and toon until they run away, then seats himself once again on the throne.*

I am Arthur, King of the Britons!

Postby **Piscator** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:14 am

*trains a swallow to carry the holy handgrenade and throws birdseed at joo*

Dust Puppy · Postby **Dust Puppy** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:18 am

Was that an African or European swallow, Piscator... ? *watches Piscator get thrown off the Bridge of Death, err... I mean throne*

CN · Postby CN » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:17 pm

*walks straight up to the throne and sits down after brushing off bones from it*
Joo, always leaving a mess *shakes his head* Hrm, well this is rather dull

Money · Postby **Money** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:33 pm

*picks up CN and because this isn't real time throws her away without responding, then places a for sale sign on the hill, walks off the hill and looks around* I'll just wait now....

joo · Postby **joo** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:21 pm

*Walks up to Money surreptitiously, disguised in a shabby suit with a hat and suitcase.*

Good evening, Sir. I notice that this plot of land seems to be available for purchase. Are the owner of this land? I just might be able to give you an offer you can't refuse.

*He slips his hand into his suit pocket as he speaks and then suddenly draws out a fisful of skittles and shouts "SKITTLES!" before pelting Money with them. Taking advantage of Money's momentary shock he proceeds to push him off the edge of a steep hillock, causing him to roll comically down the hill. joo then rips the "For Sale" sign out of the ground and throws it after Money before sitting back down at his rightful place on the throne.*

Mr. Black · Postby **Mr. Black** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:14 pm

*Black walks up the hill armed with a cross, a stake, and holy water, though Joo is only a Lich.* Greetings, good undead king of the hill. I have come to k...er, give you a gift. *he then flings the cross, covered liberally with holy water, at Joo and attempts to jump on the throne*

joo · Postby **joo** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:51 pm

*Since joo is "only" a lich (:roll:), he is not affected by such childish symbols of Christianity (he does not believe in their power, thus they cannot harm him), and the cross falls harmlessly to the ground. joo then extends a bony leg to trip Mr. Black and cause him to fall face first just centimeters from the throne. joo then sits back down in his rightful place, resting his feet contentedly on his crumpled adversary.*

Mr. Black · Postby **Mr. Black** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:27 pm

*muffled voice* Damn you, unholy and ugly creature. *he whips out his remaining stake, proceeds to set fire to it and therefore to Joo's awesome lich-robe*

joo · Postby **joo** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:44 pm

Mmm... nice and warm...

mikki · Postby **mikki** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:56 pm

*she walks behind Joo, a smirk on her face. she pushes him off the hill and takes her place as the Queen of the Hill...

CN · Postby CN » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:19 pm

mikki
*smirks*
about time you got back. It's been dull without you.

mikki · Postby **mikki** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:31 pm

You know I couldn't leave everyone bored and depressed for too long.. *flicks her hair* But don't think you are taking this hill from me.. :twisted:

Mr. Black · Postby **Mr. Black** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:03 pm

If I pay you, can I have the hill?

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