The grant-a-wish game

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joo
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Postby joo » Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:35 pm

The most logical solution is to eliminate the only person who has a problem with it: Dudel.


I wish fo- ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!
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Taralyn
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Postby Taralyn » Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:58 am

granted, but the hypnotoad looks straight into a mirror and hypnotises itself

I wish for eternal bliss in every way
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joo
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Postby joo » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:45 pm

...for joo. Wish granted, congratulations! You are all trapped in my dungeon of eternal agony, and I've never been happier!


I wish for Cantr to be back.
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Mr. Black
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Postby Mr. Black » Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:29 pm

Granted, but all your characters have died mid-rape, your account has been banned, along with your IP address, and Jos, with sadistic pleasure, floods your e-mail with thousands of spam e-mails every hour.

I wish I enjoyed eating pineapples again....
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joo
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Postby joo » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:41 pm

You develop a fetish for eating pineapples, but only after they have been inserted in the naughty place... You are disgusted by your sick penchant, but somehow cannot stop. Your late night pineapple-sessions leave a bad taste in your mouth (both literally and figuratively), but devouring ex-foreign bodies has never felt so right, yet tasted so wrong...

(Hm, that ended up being longer than I expected it to be).


I wish the amount of dough in my "oven" could be magically doubled.
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playerslayer666
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Postby playerslayer666 » Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:30 pm

granted, but you put too much dough in and the "oven" explodes from being over packed with dough.

i wish to know the meaning of life.
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Postby SekoETC » Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:24 pm

Granted but you only learn it after your life is over.

I wish I could make the perfect pizza.
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joo
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Postby joo » Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:27 pm

You can, but every time you make one, I will steal it.



I wish Seko could make me the perfect pizza.
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Dudel
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Postby Dudel » Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:03 pm

Granted: Seko makes a perfect pizza just for you... made of concrete. ENJOY!

I wish I was in Wales!
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joo
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Postby joo » Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:43 pm

Granted, however once you get there you realise that you're on the same landmass as joo.


I wish I didn't have this thing to do that I keep putting off.
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snm2001
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Postby snm2001 » Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:12 pm

It wishes you didnt have to do it either

I wish money would disapear
Sleepers are soulless... put them out of their misery
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joo
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Postby joo » Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:14 am

All your money dissapears, but nobody else's nor the systems in place giving money its value.



I wish I didn't have this weight on my mind.
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playerslayer666
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Postby playerslayer666 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:27 am

granted. you are now brainless.

i wish for......CANDY!!!!!! ( i am slowly running out of Easter candy...... :cry: )
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snm2001
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Postby snm2001 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:33 am

you can have all the candy but you cant eat it


I wish I was homeless
Sleepers are soulless... put them out of their misery
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joo
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Postby joo » Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:42 pm

You die of pneumonia.


I wish this character didn't fail.
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