* Lady_mtm21 want to marry a prince
<Mykey> I WIN!!!!!!!!!!
* Sanchez passes Shay a tiara
<Shay> lol
<Lady_mtm21> No I WIN!!!
* Empress_Hermitess dubs Mykey as a Prince_Winswhenitcomestootherboys
* Sanchez dusts off her sash
* BlackCanyon yawns
* Empress_Hermitess sets up a wedding for mtm and Mykey
* Mykey agrees
<BlackCanyon> All this royalty is making me sleepy
<Mykey> fair enough:)
* Empress_Hermitess pokes BC
* Empress_Hermitess hugs BC
* High_Emporor_Aug is now known as Augery
<Mykey> AHHHHHHHHH!
* BlackCanyon hugs Hermi
<Empress_Hermitess> Except for one other boy
<Mykey> Wedding?
<Mykey> never....
* Empress_Hermitess giggles at Mykey
<Lady_mtm21> awww
<Empress_Hermitess> she said she wanted to marry a prince
* myst is now known as myst_away
<Mykey> Im not worthy;)
* Sanchez waves at myst
<Empress_Hermitess> Oh, but if you win of all boys but one, then you are worthy
* Mykey pokes Lady_mtm21
<Mykey> sooo.....
<Mykey>
<Empress_Hermitess> Okay, Royal wedding between Lady_mtm21 and Prince_Mykey will be held at this time, one week from now. I may or may not be in attendance.
<Mykey> lol
<Shay> lol
* Augery will remember
<Shay> how come no one ever tries to set me up?
<Empress_Hermitess> Well, good, you better, Aug, I'm counting on you as high emperor
<Empress_Hermitess> you cna marry them too, Shay
<Empress_Hermitess> oooh, wait
<Shay> O.O
<Empress_Hermitess> How about Nick?
<Shay> lol
<Mykey> 08/23/06 1:48 EST
<Empress_Hermitess> Ehm..
<Mykey> noted....
<Mykey>
<Empress_Hermitess> Good Mykey
<Augery> 23/8/06 5:48Pm NZT
* Mykey bats his eyes at Lady_mtm21
* Mykey giggles
<Empress_Hermitess> Ooh, it will be better, a double wedding... Mykey and mtm and Aug and Shay
* Empress_Hermitess giggles
<Augery> eh?
<Empress_Hermitess> lol
<Shay> lol
* Augery thinks Shay and Nick would be perfect together
<Lady_mtm21> An arranged marriage. How cool is that!
<Empress_Hermitess> Very cool
<Mykey> :d
<Empress_Hermitess> because I arranged it
* Mykey is learning to fly
<Empress_Hermitess>
* Empress_Hermitess is Saving Grace
<Lady_mtm21> my cousin just lost her job. Be right back
<Empress_Hermitess> okay
* Augery actually thinks that a wedding between high emporer and emporess would be more fitting
<Shay> awww
<Shay> lol, Hermi, I think that's a hint
<Shay> I guess the tiara I was given isn't enough for him
<Empress_Hermitess> Hmm.. maybe, but it might get the Empress in trouble.
* Mykey needs to clone himself for the perfect match....
<Empress_Hermitess> <.< that would be scary
<Mykey> lol
<Empress_Hermitess> Two Mykeys.. hmm
* Augery could kill one of them and no one would care
* Mykey giggles
<Empress_Hermitess> Hmm
<Augery> How would the Empress get in trouble?
<Shay> the boyfriend?
<Empress_Hermitess> The evil alien monkeys told me I must never marry or they'd blow everyone up.
<Mykey> DMT???
<Mykey>
* Empress_Hermitess hopes that will be her next quote
<Augery> Then let us get a civil union
<Empress_Hermitess> DMT?
<Mykey> The spirit molecule:)
<Empress_Hermitess> <.<
<Shay> lol
<Empress_Hermitess> The evil monkeys would not like that either. I must remain single and powerful. If I marry/unionize, then my power will be divided and weakened and that must never be.
<Lady_mtm21> Okay I am back.... What did I miss. Someone give me a summary please?
<Empress_Hermitess> I was just telling people about the evil monkeys.
<Lady_mtm21> Dont forget to courtsey
<Shay> you're betrothed
<Augery> Hermie rejected me
<Shay> Aug's trying to woo Hermi
<Mykey> Empress_Hermitess has used DMT and mistaken elves for monkeys....
* Augery has stopped wooing her now
<Lady_mtm21> LOL!!!!!
<Empress_Hermitess> Shh! I have not! There are evil monkeys out there!
<Mykey> I know...
<Mykey> I am one:)
* Empress_Hermitess hugs Aug
* Empress_Hermitess pokes Mykey the Evil Monkey Prince
<Lady_mtm21> So Mykey will you marry me?
<Empress_Hermitess> This is why you and Mykey are marrying, so that the evil monkeys can take over.
<Mykey> Of course:)
<Mykey> I warn you, I`m whiny and require large amount of marijuana.....
<Mykey> Other than that Im great:)
<Lady_mtm21> Okay, do you have a pic?
<Mykey> amounts*
<Mykey> its in the forums:)
<Mykey> page 36...
<Mykey> I think...
<Mykey>
* Lady_mtm21 is too lazy
* Empress_Hermitess was going to guess pg 45
<Mykey> Im ugly...
<Augery> Nice hair Mykey
<Mykey>
<Mykey> thanks;)
<Lady_mtm21> That makes two ugly people!
<Augery> no worries mate
<Lady_mtm21> Me and you!
<Mykey> I make up for it in effort and agreeability:)
* Mykey chuckles
* Lady_mtm21 thinks of a song called beauty and the monkey
<Empress_Hermitess> Neither of you are ugly. :p
<Mykey> Your very nice;)
<Empress_Hermitess> You have really pretty hair, mtm
<Lady_mtm21> AHHHH! I got a money on my back
<Shay> money?
<Lady_mtm21> *monkey
<Shay> money's better
<Lady_mtm21> Thanks, mykey.
<Lady_mtm21> LOL!!
<Empress_Hermitess> Actually, let's move the wedding up to now. I doubt I'll be here at 1am next Weds. morning.
<Shay> 11 pm here
<myst_away> wedding?
* Mykey has to plan...
<Lady_mtm21> 3.34 pm here
<Empress_Hermitess> Yea, mtm and Mykey are getting married.
<myst_away> wow
<Lady_mtm21> It is Lady!
* Shay nods
<Mykey> We would need alot a hall a receprtion, the caterers
<Lady_mtm21> mtm
<Empress_Hermitess> Lady mtm
<Shay> Aug denied me
<Mykey> it wont work right now...
* Lady_mtm21 grins
<Empress_Hermitess> We just have a triangle, Shay.
<Lady_mtm21> That is better
<Shay> nah, I'm just not good enough for him
* Empress_Hermitess has caterers already in the great hall
<Lady_mtm21> I want a flower girl!
<Lady_mtm21> hmmm... Devil want to be the flower girl?
<Empress_Hermitess> Nah, Shay.
<Lived> No, once position as flower girl is enough for a lifetime.
<Empress_Hermitess> I think myst should be the flower girl. Dev can be... the mysterious lurker.
<Empress_Hermitess> at the organ
<Shay> uh huh Hermi
<Empress_Hermitess> Nope, not at all.
<Lady_mtm21> I would ask Pie to be my flower girl but she isnt here. I think she is a girl anyways
<Shay> yup
<Empress_Hermitess> He denies you, I deny him...
<Empress_Hermitess> <.<
<Augery> What
<Empress_Hermitess> pie is a boy
<Mykey> Pie is the best man if brandon declines...
<Empress_Hermitess> lmao
<Lady_mtm21> pie it an it. lol
<Empress_Hermitess> not the ring bearer?
* Augery denies all and is denied by none
<Mykey> I bear a resemblance to cousin it:)
<Empress_Hermitess> well, okay, Aug denied you and claims I rejected him.
* Shay hides in the corner
<Empress_Hermitess> It's still a triangle thing.
* Empress_Hermitess hugs Shay
<Empress_Hermitess> get out here
* Shay hugs Hermi
<Shay> why?
<Empress_Hermitess> we're planning a royal wedding!
* Lady_mtm21 thinks of the runaway bride movie
* Quits: Lady_mtm21 (~guest1034@gnug-C16630E.ip.adam.com.au) (Quit: Lady_mtm21)
<Empress_Hermitess> You'll make a better wedding planner than me... wha?
<Empress_Hermitess> damn
<Empress_Hermitess> we're going to have to chain her to the floor
* Joins: guest1034 (~guest1034@gnug-C16630E.ip.adam.com.au)
<Empress_Hermitess> we're chaining you to the floor
* Mykey hugs guest1034
* Empress_Hermitess chains Lady_mtm to the floor
<Empress_Hermitess> running out on your betrothed like that
* guest1034 is now known as Lady_mtm
<Shay> I like the corner
<Shay> at least the corner doesn't run away from me
<Empress_Hermitess> Yes, but you need to help with the colours and the flowers nad all that
* Mykey pokes Lived
<Empress_Hermitess> Do you want to marry the corner?
<Mykey> Try mushrooms Shay
<Mykey> it will run:)
<Empress_Hermitess> lol
<Shay> no, no marriage for me
<Mykey> Im honestly to seriously involved for marriage...
<Lady_mtm> lol, mykey
<Empress_Hermitess> Okay, let's get this one taken care of then we'll worry about others.
<Empress_Hermitess> A double wedding would be too much work for now.
<Mykey> Lady_mtm would become very jealous of my right hand...
<Empress_Hermitess> <.<
<Empress_Hermitess> Not if you used it how you should.
<Mykey> perhaps:)
<Mykey> But even when we finish, Im never really done:)
<Augery> Dame Te Ata died
<Shay> lol
<Lady_mtm> Your not going to hit me are you?
<Mykey> never;)
* Empress_Hermitess hugs Aug
<Lady_mtm>
* Shay hands mtm a hammer
<Empress_Hermitess> I think it'd be the other way around Mykey
<Shay> one of my chars was given one at her wedding, in case her husband ever got too rough
* Lady_mtm hits Mykey with a hammer
<Empress_Hermitess> that's funny Shay
<Mykey> You assume to muc without firsthand knowledge;)
<Empress_Hermitess> I'm going to give one to my sis when she gets married.
<Shay> the husband was given a huntingbow in case the bride ever ran away too fast
* Mykey giggles
<Empress_Hermitess> haha that's funny too
* Lady_mtm then uses the hammer to bang down the chains
* Quits: Lady_mtm (~guest1034@gnug-C16630E.ip.adam.com.au) (Quit: Lady_mtm)
<Shay> they were gifts from the priest that married them too
<Empress_Hermitess> Damn, we're never going to get you two married at this point.
* Joins: guest1034 (~guest1034@gnug-C16630E.ip.adam.com.au)
<Empress_Hermitess> That sounds like a fun wedding.
* guest1034 sneaks back in
<Shay> it was
* Mykey hugs guest1034
<Shay> I think it got a few on the funny quotes pages
* Empress_Hermitess marries Lady_mtm to Prince Mykey by the power invested in her title
<Empress_Hermitess> there, done
<Empress_Hermitess> we can have the wedding later as a formality.
* Augery claps and congratulates
<Shay> :d
<guest1034> No! I didnt get time to run
<guest1034>
<Empress_Hermitess> Now have fun, you two!
<Shay> sure ya did
<Shay> you came back
<guest1034> I snuck back. You still cant see me
* Empress_Hermitess fills out a marriage certificate
* Empress_Hermitess files all the papers
<Empress_Hermitess> I see you just fine
* Mykey smooches guest1034
<Mykey>
* Quits: BurntDebsy|Sleeping (~twentysev@gnug-FDA4AA6F.dsl.amrltx.swbell.net) (Quit: )
<Empress_Hermitess> whoo!
<Shay> lol
* Empress_Hermitess breaks out the champagne
* Mykey guzzles
* Augery always cries at weddings :'(
* guest1034 dances on the floor with Mykey
* Mykey dances
* Empress_Hermitess is glad she bought 500 cases of champagne
<Shay> hmph
* Empress_Hermitess dances around
* Mykey dips guest1034
<Empress_Hermitess> whoo!!!
<Empress_Hermitess> :d
<Mykey> :d
<Empress_Hermitess> dance Shay!
* guest1034 is now known as Lady_mtm
<Shay> nope
* Lady_mtm changes the music to R&B
<Shay> I don't dance
* Empress_Hermitess drags Shay out onto the floor to dance
<Lady_mtm> Now lets dance
<Shay> :s
<Empress_Hermitess> This is IRC, everyone can dance!
* Mykey declares CAKE the greatest band ever!
* Shay reluctantly dances
<Empress_Hermitess> yay!
* Mykey dances with Lady_mtm
* Empress_Hermitess pushes a button so that the lights go out and the disco ball lights up and confetti and balloons fall
* Lady_mtm grabs the microphone and starts singing
* Mykey flinches
* Empress_Hermitess gives Mykey more champagne
<Mykey> Bright lights!
<Mykey>
* Empress_Hermitess dances more
* Mykey guzzles
<Mykey> Now do you believe in the one big song?? We are now accepting callers to sing along!
<Mykey> :d
* Mykey is wasted
* Empress_Hermitess claps
* Lady_mtm wants some champagne
* Empress_Hermitess fills up Lady_mtm's glass
* Mykey settles for screwdrivers
<Mykey>
* Lady_mtm wants another
<Mykey> My cousin might try cantr we live together and split the connect on a router. Should I contact someone before he creates an account?
* Empress_Hermitess makes sure the glass automatically refills from now on
<Shay> might want to just in case
<Empress_Hermitess> Hmm.. yea
<Mykey> okay:)
<Shay> they'll see 2 accounts from siomilar IP's and become suspicious
<Mykey> Okay:)
<Shay>
<Mykey> He`ll likely quit soon....
* Lady_mtm guzzles all the champagne down until there is none left
<Mykey> not the type...
<Empress_Hermitess> he probably won't even be able to create one without letting them know
* Mykey screams
<Mykey> you greedy lil...
<Lady_mtm> Geeetttt parrrty
* Empress_Hermitess makes more champagne
<Mykey> I have ways around that Empress_Hermitess
<Mykey>
* Empress_Hermitess makes the champagne never run out
<Empress_Hermitess> yes but others like champagne
<Empress_Hermitess>
<Mykey> but your right:)
<Empress_Hermitess> Oh
<Empress_Hermitess> you meant the account thing
<Empress_Hermitess> lol
<Mykey> lol
<Empress_Hermitess> it will be better to just be straight forward
* Mykey nods
<Mykey> damn old age...
<Mykey> respect, maorality
<Mykey> all the stuff that gets in the way...
* Mykey sighs
<Empress_Hermitess> lol
* Shay growls
<Lady_mtm> My brother wanted to play cantr. that would be too much for you guys to handle
<Shay> see? guys can't stand me
* Mykey doubts it
<Lady_mtm> His worse than me with chat
<Shay> the first/only guy my younger char started to like just died of a heart attack
<Mykey> get use to it...
* Shay mumbles
<Mykey> Trust =`s only betrayal...
<Lady_mtm> IG: So Mykey yoiuu watn to go on hoiney moonnnn
<Shay> ok, I need to get some sleep
* Mykey giggles
<Mykey> sure:)
<Shay> have a nice night everyone
* Mykey hugs Shay
* Shay hugs Mykey
* Shay hugs Hermi
* Shay waves
* Parts: Shay (~guest1803@9AF103F6.CB8B1E65.8B8E4E22.IP)
* Lady_mtm soobers up quick
<Lady_mtm> Where do you wanna go, dear?
* Mykey smokes some hemp
<Lady_mtm> I cant leave my castle.
<Mykey> Where are you?
<Lady_mtm> Australia
<Mykey> too far...
<Mykey>
* Mykey hustles some weed for cash
<Lady_mtm> Hehe. Long distance relationships. Hermy!
<Empress_Hermitess> Hmm...
<Empress_Hermitess> Yes?
* Mykey giggles
<Lady_mtm> His in another country!
* Empress_Hermitess gives them an all-expenses paid trip to Austria
<Empress_Hermitess> Yes.. he's in this country.. <.<
<Mykey> Id go
<Empress_Hermitess> the IRC country
<Mykey> even though its as facsist as canada....
<Mykey>
<Empress_Hermitess> lol
* Empress_Hermitess was thinking of the scenery
<Mykey> Id like to see the place:) It`s on my list...
<Empress_Hermitess>
<Empress_Hermitess> would be nice
<Lady_mtm> Thankyou, your highness
<Empress_Hermitess>
* Lady_mtm bows
<Empress_Hermitess> Oh, and you're Princess now!
* Mykey gives Lady_mtm some red roses
<Lady_mtm> But your the Empress. That makes you my mum!
<Empress_Hermitess> No, no
* Lady_mtm is now known as princess_mtm
* princess_mtm smells the red roses
<Empress_Hermitess> You don't have to be my blood relatives to be a prince or princess... Mykey's mum is a duchess so he's a prince, which makes you a princess
<princess_mtm> They are beautiful
<Empress_Hermitess> wonderful
<Mykey> MY mum is linically insane:)
<Mykey> clinically*
<princess_mtm> LOL!
* Empress_Hermitess hugs Mykey
<Empress_Hermitess> She's still a duchess so that you can be a Prince
* Mykey hugs Empress_Hermitess
<Empress_Hermitess> so that mtm could marry a prince
* Mykey giggles
* princess_mtm hopes into a email to get to Austria
<princess_mtm> *plane
<princess_mtm> Met you there, my love
* Mykey smiles
* princess_mtm chats mykey up
<Augery> Your already married you don't ahve to chat him up anymor
<Mykey> lol
* Empress_Hermitess giggles
* Mykey pokes Empress_Hermitess
* Empress_Hermitess pokes Mykey
* princess_mtm thinks Hermy is a great guesser with ages
* Augery wonders if that count's as adultury
<Empress_Hermitess> <.<
* Empress_Hermitess didn't guess ages...
* Empress_Hermitess just knew ages, but didn't actually contemplate them
<Augery> What's my Age Hermie?
<Mykey> 19?
<Mykey>
<princess_mtm> And mine?
<Mykey> 23:d
<Empress_Hermitess> mtm= 23, right?
* Augery shakes his ehad
<Empress_Hermitess> 20 Aug?
<Augery> that's what I would ahve said
<Augery> 21
<princess_mtm> yes, you are so good at this
<Mykey>
<Empress_Hermitess> knew it was 20 or 21
<princess_mtm> Mykey is 24
<Empress_Hermitess> yes, I knew that
<Empress_Hermitess> *
<Mykey> 12
<Augery> Mykey and hermie are old
<Mykey> 24 chronologically
<Mykey> emotionally
<Mykey> 12
<Mykey>
<Empress_Hermitess> That means that mtm is old too, Aug
<princess_mtm> Got to see what my bro wants
<Empress_Hermitess> she's 23 as well
* Augery nods
<Empress_Hermitess> not old
<princess_mtm> I like older men
<princess_mtm> but not too old
<princess_mtm> I WIN!!!!
* Empress_Hermitess wins!
<Empress_Hermitess> but you win the IRC marriage jackpot
<princess_mtm> Oh cool!
* Augery should have married Shay
* Empress_Hermitess thinks he should've
* Empress_Hermitess then he could've won too
* Augery would have ahd to share with Shay though
To be continued.........[/b]
