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Postby nitefyre » Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:39 pm

Fine, but then all your parts won't add up to one whole person.



I wish I didn't have to be careful for what I wish for.
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:49 pm

Granted, you no longer have to be careful what you wish for. Now everything that you wish for, dream about and hope for NEVER comes true.

I wish i had a kick ass way of impressing the opposite gender so that i wouldn't tear out so much hair when i keep phucking it up for myself.
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Postby Dust Puppy » Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:33 pm

Wait, is it allowed to wish for something that you already have? :shock:

Okay... granted, but now they all tear out each other´s hair fighting over you and you´re surrounded by bald women... enjoy.


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The Almighty God
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Postby The Almighty God » Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:05 pm

Granted. As I am busy maintaining it, the rest of the world falls apart.

I wish for new shoes.
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Postby joo » Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:23 pm

They do not fit on your almighty feet.



I wish for chocolate.
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Postby The Almighty God » Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:30 pm

You got chocolate... rain.

I want full version of the Paradise Toolkit. (I had only a 7 day trial, after that I had to wait a few thousand yeras before I could benefit from the minor electic field editor.( Communicate with you via your internet.*sigh*))
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Postby lordcooper » Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:37 pm

Granted, but you also realise that you are an outdated concept and cease to exist.

I wish for great pain to be inflicted on myself.
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Postby Darkle-ish » Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:09 am

Granted. Unfortunately for you, we all take great pleasure in it and inflict more, always stopping to let you rest -just- before you reach the breaking point.




I wish for an end to organized religion. Or at least churches/temples/etc.
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Postby lordcooper » Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:12 am

Granted, you now get UNorganised religion. Every religion splits into multiple sects and wages nuclear war on each other

I wish for everyone to be happy
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Postby Darkle-ish » Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:19 am

Granted. The Commies From Space arrive and promptly eradicate your city due to complacency. People resume their unhappy lives.
"Gee, I sure would like to set those people on fire over there. But I'm way to far away to get the job done. If only I had something that would throw flame on them." -George Carlin, an amazing man.
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:43 am

I wish Darkle-ish would pay attention to the rules.
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Postby lordcooper » Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:03 pm

Granted, but I stop doing so.
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Postby joo » Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:50 pm

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I wish for gold?
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Postby SekoETC » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:12 pm

Granted, you turn into a gold statue.

I wish Adam Brinks was dead.
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Postby joo » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:20 pm

Granted. However his player spawns three more newspawns which become even worse characters.



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