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*Wiro
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Postby *Wiro » Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:32 pm

I am. That pic of you doing your dog is so damn sexy.
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Rebma
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Postby Rebma » Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:22 pm

Almost as good as the one of him doing your dad.

(oh double-burn)
kronos wrote:like a nice trim is totally fine. short, neat. I don't want to be fighting through the forests of fangorn and expecting treebeard to come and show me the way in
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Postby Dudel » Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:36 pm

Dudel says: "Hmm... if Wiro's dad has a similar confusion I'm sure enough money would make it not so horrible. On another note... Rebma... Lucky your into girls because I'm sure they are a lot more forgiving."

Hows that for a BURN!?
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joo
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Postby joo » Sun Dec 14, 2008 12:12 pm

Hey Dudel, when are you going to realise that being a 20+ year old virgin is just sad - you're not being intelligent or original in any way. If you ask me, it's just an excuse for not getting any. :D
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Postby Rebma » Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:38 pm

Oh, and you get -so- much Joo. </sarcasm> I'd bet itd be hard to get someone to even touch you with a ten foot pole.

(that reminds me..i once saw a vid with a guy doing a girl with a dildo on a 10 ft pole lol)
kronos wrote:like a nice trim is totally fine. short, neat. I don't want to be fighting through the forests of fangorn and expecting treebeard to come and show me the way in
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*Wiro
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Postby *Wiro » Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:53 pm

Girl you say? As in, little girl? Underaged? Yes.. Hmm.. Pathetic. Not only a slut, but also a pedo!?
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Postby joo » Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:15 pm

*Wiro wrote:Girl you say? As in, little girl? Underaged? Yes.. Hmm.. Pathetic. Not only a slut, but also a pedo!?

Lol.

Well now I get to say it.

You're such an attention-whoring, emo, weeaboo, narcissistic, underage, gender "confused" little faggot, that there's only one logical thing that will happen to you:

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Well, most rapists will probably be put of by the fact that you are not discernibly male or female, but then again the fact that you constantly ask for it might help to offset that.
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Postby *Wiro » Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:22 pm

I fail to understand how that was an insult at all. The idea of you raping me in the ass sounds just lovely. Now, on to the insult.

Just the fact that telling you how much you fail at insulting people is enough of an insult for now. Wouldn't want to make big boy Joo cry. :O
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Postby Dudel » Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:23 pm

Your a eunuch! Miss your testies much?
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joo
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Postby joo » Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:28 pm

A eunuch, you mean? The fact that you're both apparently an asspie and can't spell to save your life doesn't say much for you. Aren't autistic people supposed to have above average intelligence and also tend towards OCD?

Oh and Wiro, I didn't neccesarily say I was going to be the one who rapes you. Despite the fact that you lust for my cock, I do have other things to do than fulfil people's fantasies about me.
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Postby Leo Luncid » Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:25 pm

Insulting someone above the one you just insulted? Oh hell no!

At least I'm so blessed that I'm not degraded into using the gutter to offend others. Just do me a favor and go kill yourself.
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Postby Cdls » Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:16 pm

Of course not, the sight of you alone is enough to offend the strongest of senses, and that smell...*shakes head* Who needs a gutter when you have that!
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Postby joo » Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:29 pm

*Shakes his head* it's so obvious that you just resorted to a run of the mill insulting of somebody's appearance and personal hygeine, because you couldn't be fucked to think of something original. *Spits on the ground* you disgust me. You are the cancer that is slowly killing this thread; you deserve to be killed in the most painful way imaginable, then have your corpse sodimised again and again in every hole until it starts to break up into little pieces.
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Postby Mr. Black » Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:40 pm

And who would be doing that, Mr. Gay Necrophiliac Rapist? Not only do you act like one, you also LOOK like one. You deserve to be taken by the secret police and tortured with a stick up your ass until your rear begins to fall off. Then they'll do it to your mouth.
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Postby joo » Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:45 pm

Mr. Black wrote:And who would be doing that, Mr. Gay Necrophiliac Rapist? Not only do you act like one, you also LOOK like one. You deserve to be taken by the secret police and tortured with a stick up your ass until your rear begins to fall off. Then they'll do it to your mouth.

Now that was un-called for! What would make you think I'm gay? :lol:

Or maybe it's just wishful thinking on your part, now that you've seen my picture.
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