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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:19 pm

Granted. They pay you in gold bullets travelling at a very high velocity towards you.

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Postby Antichrist_Online » Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:45 am

Granted but it was made by a 3 year old and is drawn on sheets of paper and delivered by rat-monkey which proceeds to bite you and infect your mother and surrounding family, friends, neighbours and such with a zombie disease (see Brain Dead)

I wish I was free to be the man I really am, instead of the shell I have to be.
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Postby joo » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:57 pm

Granted. You really are a drooling vegetable who occasionally masturbates in the presence of young children.



I wish to be immune to fire.
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Postby Dudel » Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:02 am

Granted: You must now remain in fire or you will freeze to death.


I wish Cantr has less lovey dovey garbage or I wish that the lovey dovey garbage didn't annoy me so easily.
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Postby Andu » Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:40 pm

Granted. Now your are annoyed because there is no lovey dovey garbage.

I wish I knew that I am not the only who thinks the cantr icon has changed. :?
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Postby CN » Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:17 pm

Granted. Now you know that other people who feel the same way that you do.


I wish that mikki had access to the internet again that she was actually able to use to check her characters.
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Postby mikki » Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:51 pm

Granted.. Mikki can check her chars for one more day.. Then all is lost... :wink:


I wish money grew on trees and Tang had a magic Carpet... :lol:
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Postby Dudel » Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:23 pm

Granted: Money now grows on trees. Problem: The trees are on another planet with a gravity 400x that of earth so it's not habitable by humans.


I wish to be able to inhabit said planet.
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Postby joo » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:33 am

You are, however you are not able to return to earth since you are not human and would not be able to survive the 0.0025× gravity there.




I wish I had more time left.
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Postby Dudel » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:37 am

joo wrote:You are, however you are not able to return to earth since you are not human and would not be able to survive the 0.0025× gravity there.


joo actually did the math! Thats funny!


joo wrote:I wish I had more time left.


Granted: You have time left but can not use it because you are now fingerless.

I wish for chicken! (Random)
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Postby joo » Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:40 am

joo actually did the math! Thats funny!

Is it? 1 ÷ 4 = 0.25, so 1 ÷ 400 = 0.0025. It's nawt exactly like I had to use a calculator or anything :P

I wish for chicken! (Random)

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I wish for a bottle of Strawberry Milkshake...
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Postby Dudel » Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:58 am

joo wrote:
joo actually did the math! Thats funny!

Is it? 1 ÷ 4 = 0.25, so 1 ÷ 400 = 0.0025. It's nawt exactly like I had to use a calculator or anything :P


You still did the math so :P yourself!

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I wish for chicken! (Random)

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What the heck is that? You call that a chicken... cause I call it a naked rooster.

joo wrote:I wish for a bottle of Strawberry Milkshake...


Granted: But the milk they used to make it was 30 days spoiled. Enjoy! :twisted:

I wish for some cookie!
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Postby joo » Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:07 am

Granted, miniscule crumb of cookie falls from your ceiling and lands inside your sleeve.



I wish for some Brandy.
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Postby lordcooper » Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:09 am

Granted, you drown in an ocean of brandy

I wish for a painless death
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Postby Dudel » Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:24 am

joo thats funny my typo and you give me a crumb.

Anyway Granted: You get a painless death but you are still awake as the crazy psyco who numbed you starts to remove your organs. (Wow joo quit waring off on me!)


I wish for a magic carpet of wonder!
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