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Hustler0ne
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Postby Hustler0ne » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:34 pm

I think I'm going to stick.... a strip of waxed pubes into the vending machine.
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Postby joo » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:36 pm

Out comes a copy of Wiro's pube survey, with 1 field filled in for you. :lol:




I insert a Gin and Tonic.
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Postby Hustler0ne » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:42 pm

joo wrote:Out comes a copy of Wiro's pube survey, with 1 field filled in for you. :lol:




I insert a Gin and Tonic.



Out comes a bottle of London dry gin and a fat chick


I insert my last cigarette
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Postby joo » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:46 pm

Out comes a whole new box of cigarettes. Enjoy. :)



I insert the £7.71 remaining in my bank account. *Crosses fingers*
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Postby Hustler0ne » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:50 pm

Out comes a gallon and a half of gas, and a "Welcome to america" bumper sticker.




I insert grandmas fruit cake
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Postby joo » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:54 pm

Out comes a wedding ring and two bags of flour.




I insert my worries.
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Postby Darkle-ish » Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:15 am

The River Lethe comes out and hits you in the face.




I insert LotR: BFME II.
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Postby Rebma » Sat Jan 17, 2009 7:33 am

The machine sputters and shakes a little but other than that nothing happens. But you already knew that.


I insert Karl Marx's hundred and some odd year corpse.
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Postby joo » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:25 pm

The machine lets out a sigh and then several groans while creaking... then the corpse is ejected again with several more holes than before.




I insert 2 litres of milk.
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Postby guille10000 » Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:31 pm

Out comes a cow, the cow shit on you.

I kiss the machine xD

Saludos :D
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joo
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Postby joo » Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:06 am

The machine vibrates softly, becoming slightly warm.



I rub my naked body against the machine. >:3
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Postby Andu » Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:22 am

The machine runs away screaming, as everyone else.

I give it a M1 Garand.
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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Postby joo » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:27 pm

The machine grabs it and shoots you several times in the stomach, laughing merrily.


I hand the machine a wooden trowel.
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Postby Andu » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:16 pm

It uses the trowel to dig up your guts and burry them in your throat.

I give it a bit litium.
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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Postby joo » Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:13 am

A bit of lithium?

The machine douses the lithium in water, causing foam to spray from the violent reaction that ensues.


I insert 3 grams of sugar.
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