Thought or Rant of the day!!!

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:32 pm

A query on pubic hair?

That sounds weird. What do they do with that information?

*Wiro · Postby *Wiro » Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:41 pm

No idea, that's why it's so weird. What's even more weird is that EVERYONE is supposed to fill out some form, but they only sent ONE to each house, apparently. For multiple people they have to download + print another one. But what about those that don't have a computer? Or an internet connection?

*shrugs* Weird. Oh and I found out that we were the first to allow homosexual marriages. I guess the fact I hear so many homophobic stuff is because we don't keep quiet about it, but other countries do.

Ooooh and um... Is it possible for a fly to come flying out of your computer screen? o.o I swear a fly came flying out. o.o

joo · Postby **joo** » Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:05 pm

*Wiro wrote:w00t! Government wants us to tell them what kind of pubic hair we have and when we (everyone younger than 19 years old) had sex for the very first time. Apparently this is useful for doctors and hospitals and stuff.

LMAO, now that sounds like some sinister government research. It's probably just for national statistics though. Something to do with genetics.

BTW, what categories do they give for the type of pubic hair - what, is it the colour or something?

Or is it curly, straight (:shock:)?

*Wiro · Postby *Wiro » Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:23 pm

"Dark and curly" and "Adult-like" oh and they ask for penis-length, too.
AKA: "Go stand in front of the mirror with a ruler and check how big it is."

The guy who thought up these dumb questions is a pervert who surpasses even Joo. :O

He said that if "Someone who's sixteen years old doesn't have any pubic hair yet, that info could be useful" ._.

Apparently things like this aren't registered for EVERYONE, only for those who it is relevant to. But how do you check if it's relevant to someone? Right, by registering that person's pubic hair. So what he says is just dumb anyway. Bah. Stupid pervert.

Reminds me of that woman when I was... 10 or 9, and she told me to pull me pants down so she could "check if I had balls" ._. I was like, seriously "wtf" for a while after that. Stupid woman. >: ( She had a huge nose, too.

Oooh and did I tell everyone yet that most mushrooms are now illegal in the Netherlands? ^^ Even those that are on a list of rare, protected mushrooms are now illegal. >_>

joo · Postby **joo** » Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:39 pm

*Wiro wrote:Reminds me of that woman when I was... 10 or 9, and she told me to pull me pants down so she could "check if I had balls" ._. I was like, seriously "wtf" for a while after that. Stupid woman. >: ( She had a huge nose, too.

Laaawl

chase02 · Postby **chase02** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:21 am

First this..

*Wiro wrote:I'm a boy, act like a girl like, all the time, you know. Yeah, like that uh-huh. *twines his hair* So, I'm really cute. ALL THE TIME. Yeah! *giggles*
It's a miracle I was born in this... this... ewwww... male body and it scares me. Sorta, you know. Yeah. Duh!

and then this..

*Wiro wrote:Reminds me of that woman when I was... 10 or 9, and she told me to pull me pants down so she could "check if I had balls"

hehehehe. classic.

Mr. Black · Postby **Mr. Black** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:29 am

Good ol' Wiro. You just bring out the spice in life, man!

Postby **Piscator** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:46 am

*Wiro wrote:Reminds me of that woman when I was... 10 or 9, and she told me to pull me pants down so she could "check if I had balls" ._. I was like, seriously "wtf" for a while after that. Stupid woman. >: ( She had a huge nose, too.

Was that a doctor or just someone you met on the street? :shock:

In the first case thats perfectly normal, because testicles arrive in their final resting place late in life and need a little help sometimes.

Oooh and did I tell everyone yet that most mushrooms are now illegal in the Netherlands? ^^ Even those that are on a list of rare, protected mushrooms are now illegal. >_>

Does that apply to champignons too? :shock:

*Wiro · Postby *Wiro » Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:50 pm

Someone I met on street, in an ally. She promised me candy - huh. Oh, no. Some doctor-woman-psycho-super-woman-thing-with-a-huge-nose.
And it's NOT perfectly normal. Because I kept telling that witch I had them but she didn't believe me x(

And no... Not champignons. But most of the mushrooms that grow outside, in gardens etc. OH! We're STILL allowed to grow those druggy-mushrooms though, we're just not allowed to OWN them. ._. Silly people. So if you grow them and eat them or whatever you want to do with them then you are not doing anything bad.

Which means the problem is still not solved, and now illegal druggies go and sell druggy-mushies on the street to young girls.

OOOOOOH I wus angry at my mom because she broke BOTH my computer mouses

She throwed one of them on the ground and the other just rotted away somewhere. So I stole my sister's.

And tommorow annoying math test with like y = ax²+bx+c T_T

Dudel · Postby **Dudel** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:37 pm

Here ya go Wiro something like this happen?

Walked into a doctor's office when I was about 14 with my mother for what I thought was for my sinus issues. Then about half way throught my phsyical doc says: "All right! Drop your pants!" I looked at my mom all confused and she said it was normal. She's a nurse and my mother so I pulled my pants down not my underwhere. Then the doctor got all pissed and started to pull my underwhere down then proceded to grope my testicals.

Lets just say if my mother wasn't in the room then the doc would have needed a cat scan. BLOOD CLOT! Because I punched him in the head then ramed his head into a wall.

Um... it was weird. OH and nothing done about my sinus issue. I WAS TRICKED I WAS! No more doctors ever!

*Is not looking forward to prostate exam* Lucky for me thats only 10 years away. Honestly I'd rather piss blood.

mikki · Postby **mikki** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:48 pm

Oh my goodness, you guys are worried about some doc messing with your testicles.. How do you think us females feel? In our yearly exam alot more goes on then just 'pull your pants down so I can check your testicles..' So no sympathy for you.. not at all...

joo · Postby **joo** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:52 pm

*Shudders* I had wondered if they really did that in other countries... eh, glad to have been born where I was, that's for sure.

Also I hate doctors too. Well, mostly GPs, just because of the awful service one gets on the NHS... *shudders again* I'd rather just suffer the consequences of illness than have some patronising impatient know-it-all tell me what to do...

Dudel · Postby **Dudel** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:06 pm

Apologizes to Mikki. I was simply trying to make Wiro feel a little less odd. My mother said something very similar Mikki. All I know is cold things go into places they shouldn't.

Agrees with joo- Doctors Suck! Arrogant pricks, f u I'd rater DIE!

Edit: This actually happend you ready?

Doctor says: "Oh you may have apenxcidis. Do you have insurance?"

WHAT THE HELL!

*Wiro · Postby *Wiro » Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:42 pm

mikki wrote:Oh my goodness, you guys are worried about some doc messing with your testicles.. How do you think us females feel? In our yearly exam alot more goes on then just 'pull your pants down so I can check your testicles..' So no sympathy for you.. not at all...

._. Like "Relax while I shove my hand in you"? o.o Or even worse? Unknown devices? Or what? O.o

@Dudel - Wtf. You must've been like... supah silly when you were 14 then :S o.O Cos I'm 14 and I'd NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER trust doctors at this age, EVER again.

Doctors are weird, and unless Mikki tells me what's so worse about what women have to do, I will continue to think that I'm a really sad, cute gi- boy. :O HEY I KNOW. If a doctor asks me "Cud I see ur testiclz plz?" then I'll tell him/her I have a vagina and call them a pervert! >: (

@Dudel again - Cold things... WTF? WAAAAAAH. Now I'm seriously scared.

Is it like... Some kind of sextant-shaped device that rips everything open? My mom never told me anything about this... ._.

Dudel · Postby **Dudel** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:06 pm

Wiro- My last doctor visit before that I was 11 or 12 and it was a toe specialist because I had horrible ingrown toe nails that kept coming back and with a vengance. After that no more toe probem so I had no reason not to trust a doctor at 14 two years later for my next doctor visit. Didn't go a docotr after that untill I was 18 or 19 when they thought I may have apdexsidis then my gulblater then they didn't know what was wrong... turns out I have an ulcer or two and thus the Dudeisms where born! (Ulcers are brought on by stress and when I follow my Dudeisms life is not stressfull.. for me :D )

All I was told by my mother was infact that cold things go in places they shouldn't go. And my brain put the rest together. I'm sure yours can too.

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