The I AM thread. (The 4-day rule applies!)

[*Wiro]

Question. *raises hand* How do you abuse someone with a fish?

You start with spreading her legs and as you hold the fish in your hands.. um.. yeah. You fill in what happens next.

[mikki]

[Piscator]

Please just don't take a gurnard.

[88302]

Well, I don't know about now, but when I frequented the IRC abuse via fish was being slapped with a trout.

[chase02]

.. enjoying a quiet spot of fishing, away from the annoying newspawns

..still fishing, and not sure what to do with herself. She'll probably gather enough potatoes to live off for the rest of her life and just watch the world go by..

.. realising my soul mate.. and about to embark on a very grand journey

.. the relationship is blossoming.. as is her sense of pride for her town.. she's concerned about war, but distracted by the thought of new clothes..

.. wanting more than anything to be a soldier, but being too awkward at it

.. finally got to hit someone, which was rather embarrassing. Got lost on a road.. very hungry.

.. pensively waiting to meet my new family

.. arrived, but didn't receive quite the grand entrance she'd hoped for. Hopefully things look up soon..

.. considering starting a nudist colony

.. kidnapped by pirates, and is very, very angry.. she's causing as much trouble for them as she can.. she holds some hope of rescue, but the wool seems to be pulled hard over many eyes..

.. trying to found a town based on useless resources.. without much luck

.. got bored of the new town.. went back to her spawn town and is helping out for a while.. can't wait to go back and break locks.

.. surrounded by women, and food..

.. still drowning in food, although a couple of men have spawned at last.. cooking amazing things out of corn..

.. still looking for a place to call home since I was born over a year ago

.. has met a nice, rich, older man.. trying to seduce him, but not making much headway.. may move on again, as seems to be her destiny..

.. engaged, but having second thoughts..

.. he's very sleepy, she may be tempted by another while he sleeps yet..

.. helping to found an amazing new town

.. still preparing, she is very excited..

.. about to set sail.. to who knows where

.. exploring the coastline and picking up strange resources.. not sure what to do with something called 'garlic'..

.. very sick of non-english speakers, and leaving as soon as possible

.. her new business partner has just died from starvation.. she blames herself completely.. she's lost all motivation.. but after finding his wonderful poems, she's thinking of going and finding his old flame..

[Leo Luncid]

Question. *raises hand* How do you abuse someone with a fish?

You start with spreading her legs and as you hold the fish in your hands.. um.. yeah. You fill in what happens next.

Wow, not only I thought what you want me to think, but I thought it with the fish having two human legs. [rage]FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF -[/rage]

[Sebas]

I am not sure about what to do next. Should I go back home? Or maybe stay here and help that old man...

I am sleepy, but maybe I am going to leave my town and see the world.

I am confused, I didn't realize how much I liked that man.

I am waiting for that woman to answer. I wanna do something!

I am enjoying life, there's a lot of stuff to do, and I wanna make them all!

I am irritated, my town is so sleepy, and nobody but me seems to be awake...

I am travelling, missing my home town and since I can't find what I'm looking for, then why continue this stupid journey...?

I am waiting for my friend to answer, he is so sleepy!

I am sad, so sad...I don't know what to do! Everything seems to be so pointless...

I am depressed, why can't they just let me out!?

I am travelling, those people I just met are crazy!

I am bored, nothing is happening, and I don't know what I am supposed to do...

[Tiamo]

I am happy working on this BIG project.

[*Wiro]

I am... hmm... *holds hand* -sniff- Yeah... *cries*

I am... FREAKING WAKE UP YOU GRRRR...

I am... Still sailing ._.

I am... hmm :3

I am... Huuuh.. *throws some more salt*

I am... Quiet.

I am... Waiting. ^^

I am... Tomatooooes

I am... Sleeping

I am... Travelling. bah. (I hate this char)

I am... Working... *yawns* Boring!

I am... Travelling. Almost there. (Not)

[Rebma]

Updating my I ams! Even though a few died. Lets not include them.

I am...

- travelling on vacation, and not cute, you hear me?! Having a ball wathing tortoises and being on my first trip out of Dory.

- on the way to my new home. I haven't been there in years, I hope they're still alive.. I'm so freaking bored, and shouldn't have been in that town so freaking long. GAH!

- going to act like I am not bothered by what happened. But it sucks. Whatever, I've got a job to do, not my loss.

- trying to run this town, its awfully quiet, but I'm having fun with it. He's been really good to me, and my friend makes me laugh. There's still so much to learn.

- free finally. Starting to enjoy this life, as much as I don't want to. Man, she's gorgeous! But I can't ever tell her.

- working away inside, like always. Its so fun! Everyone is in there!!

- miserable and bloody bored, working at my second job. I just want to leave, I don't think many will notice. But I'm scared it'll just be the same there.

- so in love with her, even though she makes me nervous. Trying to learn a new language, failing.

- gathering carrots and chatting to some fun people.

- helping to get this town back on its feet, although its slow going. I'm glad there are people who know how to do it.

- oblivious to everything around me. Just trying to work.

[Mr. Black]

Time to post the I Am's again.

1. ...still sailing, and I like it.
2. ...was injured, and so I'm cooking some popcorn. I might go back to Cantr City and help rebuild, I don't know...
3. ...am thinking of convincing the others to rebel
4. ...still a hermit, but a woman's come to my hermitage and they want to stay. It irritates me.
5. ...I've been in this building for a while now, I wonder if we'll ever actually build that town.
6. ...stole a longboat and am now sailing across the deep blue sea, trying to find a new land.
7. ...is working with and may soon become one of the Blackrocks.
8. ...is torn between fighting for his life and running to safety.
9. ...I be sailing around lake, I be happy alone.
10. ...the leader of a fledgling religion.
11. ...is rebuilding a mountain town alone.

1. ...I've started writing a history of the ship...I'm thinking of starting a College of History.
2. ...I'm finally on the right path, I'm sure of it. I'm going to help rebuild the City and save the last survivor.
3. ...I don't want to rebel anymore. My boss has been too nice in the last few days...
4. ...I was injured by wolves and had to leave the hermitage for now. I wonder if that girl's still there. Oh well, I'll sort her out when I get back.
5. ...Finally! We're on our way into the mountains to build the thing. It's about time.
6. ...I've been sailing for two years...I wonder if I'll ever see land again?
7. ...still working. Some interesting things are happening, though.
8. ...I'm such a damn coward! I ran away and left my friend to cope with the onslaught...oh, god, I don't know what I should do!
9. ...Mean man-creatures tooked my boat and locked me in building! I be sorely afeared for my life.
10. ...the people at the last town didn't accept me, so I'm trying to find new converts...why is the desert so damn empty...
11. ...I'm back home. That was a nice trip, but I prefer being alone. I think the newspawn followed me though.

12. ...It hasn't been 4 days since I was spawned.

[Dudel]

*Wonders to himself* Should I quote the previous one... NAH!

I am..

...starting to not like my spawn town the seem to segregate too easy. But it is not my place to question and if worse comes to worse I can and will leave. Someone has told me I must leave town eventually anyway.

...falling in love? What is this feeling? I don't understand... I like it! (Sqecial)

...chilling. Maybe take a boat ride, maybe, for now tomatoes.

...done sailing. Thank GOD! Sailing scared me. I had no idea where we where going. I trusted my friend to get me there safe and she did. *hugs*

...inside making some stuff. Not like last time, I enjoy this. Good to stay inside, cause less problems.

...hungry! Spawned in a quiet area then wondered to another one. At least they had meat which I took and now I'm trying to make jerkey. I fear I may starve before its done.

[mikki]

...done sailing. Thank GOD! Sailing scared me. I had no idea where we where going. I trusted my friend to get me there safe and she did. *hugs*

I think I know who this person is..

[*Wiro]

- Gathering wood
- Waiting, just a little longer and then I'm gone.
- *******!!!!!! WHERE DID THE LAND GO!? I LOST IT
- Crying, thinking about what I've done wrong.
- Can't wait to get there!
- *sighs* I've been rather quiet, and so has she. Luckily we have lots to do here.
- zzzzzzzzzzz
- Helping
- I am! Yes I am. Uh-huh. Yeah. So.. travelling!
- In a car, we just left to gather resources but they called us back.
- Travelling ._.
- STRESSED. I hate her! BAH. WHY?
- Travelling, just a little further. Once I'm back and there's no one there I'll commit suicide.

[Tangential]

Update time?

Back to my hometown after taking the worst wrong turn one could possibly take. Walked a big circle along the shore of a quarter of the island to just see the sights since we were already on the road. Can’t say I’ve missed my town, but it’s nice for her to see where I came from.

All these responsibilities are starting to annoy me. I just want to be alone with the one I proposed to. I really cannot wait to get away and just relax in the ship on the –quiet- waters. That’s all I want to do – be alone with the one I love with no interruptions.

With most of the ingredients gathered, we can start preparing the food for our restaurant. I’m excited, as there’s just so much I want to make. This beautiful woman next to me will be the perfect company for the long preparation time it will take to cook foods

More stone! Make rooms!

We’re to be married, officially, soon and I love her entirely. Family and friends only, though wishing one other person would finally come back to share this special day with me. Things seem good so far. Loving wife. Wonderful children. Peaceful town. I will protect this dream from ever crashing, but I know I cannot do it alone.

We’ll have our revenge eventually for the blood that was split. But first, we need to strengthen the central base first before we can even think of expanding and thinning out our work force to other towns in our empire. That can be difficult if the people are unmotivated and conflicts still flood the air with tension. Just let it go and work.

My god. She. Is. Amazing. Everything with her feels real and deep; her intensity and passion matches and fuels the fire in me. I never expected us to cross that line, but now that we have, my feelings for her are like wildfire. I operate with heightened senses and touch affects me the most – she knows just how to make me swoon.

Sailing from one foreign land to another. I’ve never been on the waters before my life changed; that is, if you call this a life. But it doesn’t matter – once a soldier, always a soldier.

Make ship! Find pretty flowers!

I am outside again, breathing the open air and feeling the grass between my toes. I’d forgotten how soft the daisy bed was, but now I remember every sensory feeling of it with my love resting peacefully in my arms.