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Andu
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Postby Andu » Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:40 pm

Granted. Every time you change gender you are just switching bodies with a random lifeform, like a worm.

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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:43 pm

Oi! mine was better and i got there first!
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Postby joo » Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:48 pm

BarbaricAvatar wrote:I wish i could change gender at will.

Lul, maybe you should speak to Wiro about that. You and him might have something in common. ;)

Lol, granted, but Wiro gets jealous and stabs you to death.



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Postby lordcooper » Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:51 pm

Sorry mate, just not possible

I wish i had a fully functional ps3 with games, tv, controller, all required cables and leads, house and electric supply.
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Postby joo » Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:56 pm

lordcooper wrote:Sorry mate, just not possible

Really, are you sure? Maybe I'm really fat... :lol:

Granted, but the TV is black and white with no sound.


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Postby SekoETC » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:33 pm

Granted but she (assuming it's a chick) takes the liberty of replacing all the furniture with midget-sized equivalents and has construction workers lower the ceiling so that you'll have to stoop and get horrible back pain.

I wish for cottage cheese, again.
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Postby joo » Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:45 pm

You drown in cottage cheese.



I wish for clotted cream (continuing the alliterative dairy product theme).
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Postby Dudel » Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:52 pm

Granted: You get all the clotted cream you wan't but it won't fit into the fridge. (If thats where you put it) Then it all spoils and you now have a metric ton of spoiled clotted cream rotting slowly in your home. ENJOY! :)


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Postby Mr. Black » Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:30 pm

Your cut goes away, but so does your elbow; and your arm; and your shoulder; and part of your neck too.

I wish I was in San Francisco, where they have poptarts!
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Postby Dudel » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:16 pm

Granted: You get to San Francisco but there arn't any poptarts. You go insane when you relize this and become on of the many homeless I hear roam about there.


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joo
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Postby joo » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:36 pm

Granted, your dog is now adept at Origami.



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Dudel
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Postby Dudel » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:46 pm

joo wrote:Granted, your dog is now adept at Origami.


:lol:


joo wrote:I wish that I didn't have to go to sleep tonight.


Granted: You don't <i>have to</i> sleep. But when you don't you have waking dreams and step into traffic the next morning.


I wish my dog knew to pee where I wan't her to pee.
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Postby trexdino » Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:16 am

Granted, your dog knows where, but choose to annoy you and pees everywhere but there.

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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:39 am

Granted, It's certified to download 147 different variations of virus and trojan everytime you type something in the search box.

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Postby lordcooper » Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:58 am

Granted, you can only see things in the far distance (like 100 miles away)

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