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joo
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Postby joo » Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:59 pm

You begin to urinate uncontrollably.



I press the button on Frostmourne.
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Andu
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Postby Andu » Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:35 am

Mister D appears and steals your shoes.

Mister D presses the hidden button behind the bathroom door in joo's home as he disappears.
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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joo
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Postby joo » Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:58 pm

Mister :D appears where the button was pressed and has a fight with many ants, eventually using a mirror to reflect with light shining in through my bathroom window at the ninja with a machine gun on my windowsill, causing the ninja to shoot the ants to little pieces. He then does a backflip into my toilet and eats the delicious caek therein, causing large amounts to win to flood my entire house.

I grab my cowboy hat and jump onto the nearest mutated space-ant and fly it up my chimney and out onto the surface of the moon, eventually running out of petrol and waking up halfway to infinity with my head stuck inside a cloud. I press the button saying, "You just lost the game."
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Mr. Black
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Location: Fighting bandanna-wearing AK-47 firing pickles in Zimbabwe

Postby Mr. Black » Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:33 pm

Your body explodes in a fireball. Sadly your head still exists, and somehow manages to stay alive until it starves to death. Sucks for you.

I press the button Joo's head.
PLAYER STATS

NAME: Mr. Black
AGE: 21
OCCUPATION: Fry-cook, occasional rocker
LIKES: Hard rock, metal, playing both, Cantr, the internet, and whiskey.
HATES: His apartment, lizards, snakes, being told what to do.
STR: -2
AGI: -10
INT: +10
RCK: >9000
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*Wiro
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Postby *Wiro » Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:37 pm

It opens and a lot of memories that you never wanted to know about crawl into your brain. :)

I press the button on my nose.
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joo
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Postby joo » Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:40 am

You sneeze.



I press the button on a woman in her twenties.
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*Wiro
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Postby *Wiro » Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:01 am

A woman in her twenties slaps you in the face.

I press the button on the used whip. :roll:
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joo
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Postby joo » Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:12 am

The whip comes to life and chases you around, whipping you in the buttocks. :D


I press the button on the cotton blindfold.
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Mr. Black
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Postby Mr. Black » Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:13 am

Joo appears, ties the blindfold over your eyes, and begins whipping you.

EDIT: It's Wiro instead of Joo. :D
I press the button on my foot.
PLAYER STATS

NAME: Mr. Black
AGE: 21
OCCUPATION: Fry-cook, occasional rocker
LIKES: Hard rock, metal, playing both, Cantr, the internet, and whiskey.
HATES: His apartment, lizards, snakes, being told what to do.
STR: -2
AGI: -10
INT: +10
RCK: >9000
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joo
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Postby joo » Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:17 am

Mr. Black wrote:Joo appears, ties the blindfold over your eyes, and begins whipping you.

Lol how the hell does that work? (Yeah, yeah we both posted at the same time, but it still works)

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Mr. Black wrote:EDIT: It's Wiro instead of Joo. :D

Can he wear the Japanese school-girl costume while he does it? :roll:

Mr. Black wrote:I press the button on my foot.

Your foot falls off due to sudden necrosis.

I press the button on Jesus.
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Mr. Black
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Postby Mr. Black » Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:40 am

joo wrote:

Can he wear the Japanese school-girl costume while he does it? :roll:



Yes. :wink:

A voice from the sky yells, "YE SHALL NOT TOUCH HIM!" And Jesus eats you.

I press the button on cannibal Jesus.
PLAYER STATS

NAME: Mr. Black
AGE: 21
OCCUPATION: Fry-cook, occasional rocker
LIKES: Hard rock, metal, playing both, Cantr, the internet, and whiskey.
HATES: His apartment, lizards, snakes, being told what to do.
STR: -2
AGI: -10
INT: +10
RCK: >9000
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joo
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Postby joo » Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:46 am

I burst out of his stomach, gasping for breath.



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Andu
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Postby Andu » Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:18 pm

Error 666:

This site has too much joo in it so it can not be viewed.

I press the same button as joo.
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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joo
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Postby joo » Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:15 am

Error 1337, there is still too much joo, but it turns out the previous error report was inaccurate - in this case, it is the other users of the site that cannot handle joo, not the server.

I press the button on mah self.
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Andu
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Postby Andu » Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:29 am

You get a headache and die atemting to cure it with buffout. Resulting in an instant heartattack and arteriosklerosis.

I hit the button on you.
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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