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playerslayer666
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Postby playerslayer666 » Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:33 pm

an army of random smileys confuse the hell out of everyone.

:D :) :( :o :lol: 8) :? :shock: :x :P :oops: :cry: :wink: :roll: :twisted: :evil: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow:

i take the hill in the middle of the confusion.
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Andu
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Postby Andu » Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:40 pm

*calls in the air strike*
KA-BOOM!

*takes himself trough the piles of dead smileys :cry: to the middle*
King ones again.
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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joo
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Postby joo » Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:02 am

*Throws a butter knife at Andu which bounces off him harmlessly and falls to the ground, clattering loudly and tinnily. When Andu looks up from he knife he realises that joo has already picked him up, carried him over to a smaller, neighboring hill and put him down there, then gone back to the main hill and declared himself King once more.*
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Andu
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Postby Andu » Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:19 am

I am the King Of The Other Hill!
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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*Wiro
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Postby *Wiro » Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:58 am

*Writes laws for the hill* Mwuahahah. The laws say that I am the king of the hill!
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joo
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Postby joo » Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:44 pm

Your laws mean nothing, mortal, they were written by living hands. *Waits for 200 years, by which time Wiro dies of old age and becomes a part of joo's army, while joo only blinks a few times.*

I am still the King!
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Andu
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Postby Andu » Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:33 pm

As there is now year 2208, the world has been blown to pieces by atomic bombs (fallout faggots) joo stayed in the radiation for werry long, he and his army collapse.

You see a huge door to vault 47 opens and out comes Andu.
*he looks around*It was a good idea to freeze myself unting next post.*goes to the hill that is covered with dead smileys and a DEAD undead army*I am the king of the hill!*sits down with his scoped mangnum and waits for the next treat to appear*
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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joo
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Postby joo » Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:10 am

Takes a headshot and "cripples" Andu's head with his Combat Shotgun, then proceeds to teabag the corpse.

I ahm the king!
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Postby Andu » Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:20 am

I am a child so I can't die :) and shoot down joo with my Fat Man.

King of the Hill. Again.
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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Rebma
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Postby Rebma » Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:29 am

*I put on a girly voice and politely ask Andu if I can stand where he is. A little-off put by the cute voice and feminine figure, he steps aside, and a swift kick to the chest sends him the rest of the way down*

I am now KING of the KILL. Yeah.!
kronos wrote:like a nice trim is totally fine. short, neat. I don't want to be fighting through the forests of fangorn and expecting treebeard to come and show me the way in
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joo
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Postby joo » Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:18 pm

I present you with a plaque inscribed in an elegant script: "Tits or GTFO". While you're distracted by it I assume you choose the latter and pull out a carpet from underneath you, causing you to fall down the hill breaking many bones.

I am the QUEEN of the hill.
Yeah, that's right bitches, try to identify my gender when I don't have any flesh (also I liek teh irony).
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*Wiro
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Postby *Wiro » Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:06 pm

*gently "pushes" the current "queen" off the hill by "gently" "pushing" her "hills"*

Mwhahaha! Mouse of the hill. :D
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joo
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Postby joo » Thu Nov 27, 2008 8:27 pm

I disagree, it is not the mouse that be within the house, but the house within yonder mouse.

Forthwith will it be observed that Argrg = you, and KING = me.
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Rebma
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Postby Rebma » Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:21 pm

Why would I choose GTFO? :(

*Pouts and sits down at Joo's feet* I'm just gonna chill here..

Joo is still the king.
kronos wrote:like a nice trim is totally fine. short, neat. I don't want to be fighting through the forests of fangorn and expecting treebeard to come and show me the way in
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*Wiro
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Postby *Wiro » Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:25 pm

Rebma19 wrote:Why would I choose GTFO? :(


A real woman doesn't show her... female beauties to just anyone.

*kicks Joo off the hill and in a trap so he can't escape for at least 3 posts*
I r king of ze hill!
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