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Mr. Black
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Postby Mr. Black » Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:35 pm

......When you're the size of an apartment building and have to be lifted out of your house by a team of several cranes.

You know you should stop reading that book...
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Dudel
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Postby Dudel » Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:44 pm

...when it speaks to you in whispers saying, "Kill! Kill!"


You know that was the wrong turn...
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:52 am

...when you plunge into the river.

You know the impact's going to hurt....
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Postby joo » Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:36 am

When you are travelling at an unstoppable speed towards an immovable object.



You know you need a new carpet...
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Postby Andu » Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:33 am

when joo ate a corner from the old one.

You know you sould have read more about tomatos when...
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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joo
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Postby joo » Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:26 pm

...you cut one open and find a fetus inside it. :shock:



You know that last post has killed the thread for good...
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Dudel
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Postby Dudel » Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:59 pm

joo wrote:When you are travelling at an unstoppable speed towards an immovable object.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Anyway back to the task at hand


....when you use rape, murder, and babies all in the same post.


You know your should have taken out the trash...
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Postby *Wiro » Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:40 pm

I raped babies after I murdered them. Lets see if it works. :D

When a giant octopus is climbing out of the trash bin and eating your cat.

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Dudel
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Postby Dudel » Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:52 pm

...when someone takes your bet about rape, murder, and babies


You know its time to stop...
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Postby joo » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:16 pm

When your pet eagle starts clawing at your face, crying "Stawp!"



You know you just Lost the game.
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Postby NaruShadow » Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:21 pm

...when you think about it...
((ahhg I lost >.<))

You know you should get off the computer...
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked in to jet engines... :P
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joo
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Postby joo » Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:27 pm

When a small popup in the lower right corner of your screen says "joo is now online." :)



You know you win at life?
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:42 pm

...when you don't die.

You know you're barking up the wrong tree....
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Postby Dudel » Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:05 pm

...when the tree says so and points to the correct one. (What did I just say... um... type)

You know you your about to have a good time...
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:13 pm

...when you turn the vacuum cleaner on.



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