The grant-a-wish game

[Dudel]

Granted: Um...yeah, they then decide to...wait I'll get something....screw it. Something bad happens!


I wish I could have thought of something for that but it was too specific and I didn't see anything wrong with the wish.

[Missy]

Granted! You thought of something for that. You thought, "Granted, but now there's nothing left to fight about and we all feel lost without a cause."


I wish that the Steelers win with a big score against the Colts this Sunday!

[playerslayer666]

I wish that things that involve individual choice and freedom like abortion, gay marriage, the right to die with assistance----Were not issues on ballots because people realized that as long as it wasn't happening to their own body, physically, it was none of their damn bussiness what someone else did.

AWSOME!!!! if only i could take a mental picture of this quote and remember it for all time. i totally agree.

anyway. granted, but all their players get injured.

i wish someone would make a positive difference to the world.

[Dudel]

Granted: But the result is a war anyway, because humans are stupid like that.


I wish it was Picknick Time!

[joo]

It is... but it is also ant time. Enjoy .




I wish I had the power to act on every idea I had, as I had them...

[Dudel]

Granted: But you have no self control, if an idea pops into your head you just go and do it. Now your in prison, solitary because of all the things you did.


I wish I had this crud out from between my teeth. (Annoyance!)

[BarbaricAvatar]

Granted. All your teeth fall out.

I wish i was sober.

[Missy]

Granted you become sober, so sober that you never become intoxicated again, no matter how much you smoke, drink or snort or even how much you enjoy life.


I wish it was 10 1/2 months later.

[BarbaricAvatar]

Granted. Out pops a thing that used to be a fetus.

I wsih it was Thursday.

[Dudel]

I wsih it was Thursday.

Whats a wsih?

Garnted: Its Thursday FOREVER!


I wish I had more stuff to do.

[Missy]

Granted. You now have to do these things for me:

Go to lowes and pick up some landscaping fabric.
You have to wrap three presents.
You have to watch Company K then slip it inside the Netflix envelope and stick it in the mail-box.
You have to clean the bathroom.
Feed the dog.
Fold the laundry.
Transplant some Iris'
Call my mom and let her know I'm still alive.
Change some poopy diapers.
Fix lunch and dinner and do the dishes after both.
Get a 7you off to school and entertain an 18mo that will destroy the house you worked so hard to clean unless you take him outside.
Run an hour on the eliptical machine.


I wish that I became rich for having that baby at 10 1/2 mo. consideringmy husband had a vasectamy and he's deployed. Do you think........Nah, I won't go there.

[joo]

Granted, you become rich by selling the baby... to me.




I wish that I could have both high memory and a fast processor, not one or the other.

[Tiamo]

Granted. Your high memory is filled with useless crap real fast now, due to the fast processor.

I wish i could break a world record.

[Dudel]

Granted: You break the record on quickest to die from AIDS.


I wish I had slept last night. (Stomach is all grugle)

[joo]

Somebody killed, then raped you in your sleep.



I wish I didn't have to put on any clothes to go outside.