The grant-a-wish game

[Dudel]

Granted: YOU didn't eat all the chocolate...I did.



I wish my I could fish IRL like I can in Syrnia...or Cantr II if I get a fisher char...wait can you fish in Cantr? I think you can..YOu know what I change my wish. I wish I didn't ramble!

[Mr. Black]

Granted, you no longer ramble. In fact, you are now incapable of speech, due to having your tongue cut out by 'Net pirates.

I wish that my dog didn't shed all the time.....I have to vacuum all the time....

[Dudel]

Granted: You dog now only sheds once a year but when he/she does it looses all its hair and a vacuum will do nothing but jam if you try to use it.

I wish I had more bubble gum.

[*Wiro]

Wish granted. I have more bubble gum now.

I wish it would become a bit more like fall should be, here in the netherlands. And snow in the winter please.

[joo]

WTF is "Fall?" Don't you mean Autumn?

You realise that having to rake leaves all the time and walk through rotting leaf mulch soon loses its novelty after a few years... as does scraping snow off your car every morning and having everything clogged with snow, pipes cracking, slipping on black ice, etc as well. *Sigh* the grass is always greener on the other side...



I wish that the grass was equally green on both sides.

[Dudel]

Granted: The grass is equally green on both sides but everything else is purple.


I wish I wish apon a fish!

[joo]

You do wish upon a fish, but before you can make your wish you slip off and fall on your face.



I wish I had another 12 hours until the morning (as opposed to right now).

[Dudel]

I wish I had another 12 hours until the morning (as opposed to right now).

Granted: Its now 12 hours untill morning...Tommorow morning! So you loose time and not gain it.


I wish that I had not fell on my face while wishing apon a fish.

[joo]

Okay, you fall backwards instead. And there happens to be a nice spiky shell behind you.



I wish I had more food in my house (did I wish this already?).

[Mr. Black]

Granted: Suddenly, tons of food appears on top of you, crushing your spine. However, you survive, and slowly starve to death, under a giant pile of food. How ironic.

I wish that I had....er.....the Pick of Destiny!

[Dudel]

Granted: The Goverment Totally Sucks! (Cause your wish was so cool you get to keep it!)


I wish people would actually let me have my wishes without consequence.

[Mr. Black]

Granted, but on only one condition: all your wishes must harm you physically, mentally, and/or emotionally. The and/or is only because you let me keep my last wish.

I wish YouTube wasn't always so frickin' messed up!

[Leo Luncid]

Wish granted: now YouTube is always f***** messed up.


I wish racism doesn't exist.

[Dudel]

Granted: Racism no longer exists but other forms of ostrisizing is infact incouraged now.


I wish I didn't have a head ach. Freaking sinuses!

[Missy]

Granted! You don't have a head-ache any more, but we removed the outer section of your nose and now your snot drips down inside your lower lip. Yum, lunch!


I wish that things that involve individual choice and freedom like abortion, gay marriage, the right to die with assistance----Were not issues on ballots because people realized that as long as it wasn't happening to their own body, physically, it was none of their damn bussiness what someone else did.