The grant-a-wish game

[joo]

You didn't make a wish, so you continue to be my buttslave.



I wish I had a nine-tailed whip... made out of segmented platinum... with hitler's eyeball socketed on the base of the handle.

[Dudel]

(Oops I didn't wish)

Granted: But um....you....um...die....and...um...can't use it.


I wish joo would make his wishes a little or a lot less morbid.

[joo]

Hm... he does, but only for one post.




I wish I had... £2500 in my bank account.

[SekoETC]

Granted, but it's frozen and you can't withdraw it.

I wish the bacteria in the mouth didn't cause gum infections or cavities but would still stop stronger bacteria from moving in.

[joo]

They stop other bacteria from moving in, but not fungi... hehehe



I wish I had an Orthodox Jew's outfit so I could walk around Tottenham pretending to be a Jew...

[SekoETC]

Granted, but you get beaten up by Neo-Nazis.

I wish I could open that two pound can of pudding I got earlier.

[Dudel]

Granted: But you still have no mouth! (I think that was you, I'm to lazy to check)


I wish when Seko was online my pages didn't go all dial up on me. (Sloooooooow, Its a coincidence I'm sure)

[joo]

I wish when Seko was online my pages didn't go all dial up on me. (Sloooooooow, Its a coincidence I'm sure)

Lol, that happened to me a minute a go too, but I don't think it's got anything to do with Seko... *narrows eyes* unless... Seko, dost thou haxorth yonder Cantr server? Hmm?

Granted, Seko now no longer causes the server to crash, but she diverts her hacking efforts into YOUR computer.


I wish I had a computer that was capable of playing Starcraft II.

[Dudel]

Granted: You can now play Starcraf II nothing bad happens except the game is not what you expected. So you kill yourself for waiting all those years for a crap game.



I wish my food was done and cooked and eatable and in the same room as me and not something I hate to eat or can't eat. (That should do it)

[joo]

All that is true, but a gypsy jumps in through the window and steals your food before you can touch it.



I wish I could organise my music the way I see it in my mind... without making my own media player.

[Dudel]

Granted: You can 'organise' your play list. The cosmos deem that nothing bad happens because this will eventually drive you insane.


I wish that I didn't have indigestion.

[playerslayer666]

you sit there and suffer with it for a while until it goes away on it's own.

i wish my governement wouldn't always hide pointless information like UFO cases that become cold because they were hidden from the people for so freakin long.

[Dudel]

Granted: Your government can now be trusted but thats only because your a vegtable and don't know any better. (They will always keep secrets form us. Also I know this aint what you wished for but its close enough to be true.)



I wish one of my chars didn't have that thing happen to him.

[Mr. Black]

Granted, but a worse "thing" happens to him, and he ends up tied to a windowsill by his feet, AND hanging outside it. Birds defecate on him daily. Your character slowly starves and becomes a rotting corpse.

I wish my Laptop was so freakin' heavy.

[*Wiro]

I guess you mean "wasn't"?
Granted, you now have a really light laptop because I stole everything that was in it.

I wish I didn't eat all the chocolate.