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Mr. Black
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Location: Fighting bandanna-wearing AK-47 firing pickles in Zimbabwe

Postby Mr. Black » Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:43 pm

They come back out, toasted and covered in syrup. I eat them.

I insert YouTube.
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joo
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Location: London, UK

Postby joo » Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:21 am

Out comes a memo for "Microsoft® UsTube™" with several red lines drawn across it with red marker.



I insert cake.
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Andu
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Location: Finland

Postby Andu » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:10 am

Out comes a bunch of pre-historic creatures.

I throw in a tanned cowhide as I flee from the creatures.
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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joo
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Postby joo » Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:15 am

Out comes a real life monster cow (with extra protection due to tanned leather hide), which devours all the creatures. Problem solved.


I insert a small pill, containing a liquid, with extremely small letters printed on it reading: SYPHILIS.
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Andu
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Postby Andu » Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:56 pm

Out comes an antidote to syphilis, which I take with me to My corpse in King of the hill and heal myself.

I insert a shoe.
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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joo
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Postby joo » Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:13 pm

The shoe comes out with a corpse's foot in it.



I insert a £1 coin.
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Andu
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Postby Andu » Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:51 am

A cripled humanlike leg comes out.

I insert an bottlecupmine.
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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joo
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Postby joo » Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:19 pm

Out comes an doctorwhowithaids.




I insert a chromatograph.
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Mr. Black
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Postby Mr. Black » Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:11 pm

Out comes a paper, with words written on it, reading, "WTF is a chromatograph?"

I insert the greatest metal bands in the world, along with the internet and my computer.
PLAYER STATS

NAME: Mr. Black
AGE: 21
OCCUPATION: Fry-cook, occasional rocker
LIKES: Hard rock, metal, playing both, Cantr, the internet, and whiskey.
HATES: His apartment, lizards, snakes, being told what to do.
STR: -2
AGI: -10
INT: +10
RCK: >9000
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Andu
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Postby Andu » Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:37 pm

Out comes a icecold nuka-cola.

I drink the nuka cola and insert the emty nuka-cola with a bottlecap.
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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Mr. Black
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Postby Mr. Black » Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:14 pm

The bottlecap shoots out and hits you in the eye, blinding you for life.

I insert a walrus, along with Helen Keller and the awesome game Spore.
PLAYER STATS

NAME: Mr. Black
AGE: 21
OCCUPATION: Fry-cook, occasional rocker
LIKES: Hard rock, metal, playing both, Cantr, the internet, and whiskey.
HATES: His apartment, lizards, snakes, being told what to do.
STR: -2
AGI: -10
INT: +10
RCK: >9000
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Andu
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Postby Andu » Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:27 pm

Out comes a penismonster.

I insert G.E.C.K.
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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joo
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Postby joo » Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:07 am

Out comes and apple with one bite taken out of it.



I insert my "penismonster."
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*Wiro
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Postby *Wiro » Thu Nov 27, 2008 7:48 pm

Out comes a note saying: Error: Object too small.

I insert my love.
Read about my characters by following this link.
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joo
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Postby joo » Thu Nov 27, 2008 8:15 pm

Out comes that which has been dashed upon the drainpipes of cruel apathy too many times, and is now inverted in its spectrums and thoughts, but is not upon the altar of the scarlet rooster yet unto the near yellow dawn.

Yet out, as fast, goes in, what is flooded from the capsules that doth break themselves in vain attempts to be free from what is taken from the mantle of the virgin's bosoms.
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