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joo
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Postby joo » Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:51 pm

...a goose drops from the sky and flaps its wings annoyingly in your face, screeching: "nooob... faell... faell, noob..."




You know you should have invested in that swedish tattoo-removal enterprise...
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Postby Andu » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:15 am

... when you wake up a sunday evening with a green pig tattoo on your face.

You sould have said no to the skinnheads when...
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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Postby Mr. Black » Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:09 pm

...they shaved your hair and gave you at least 35 piercings.

You know you should have said no when...
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joo
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Postby joo » Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:13 am

...you wake up next to Barack Obama's grandmother.



You know you shouldn't have ignored the Syphilis...
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Postby Dudel » Fri Oct 31, 2008 6:32 pm

...when it turns to lepercey. (Question mark on spelling lepercey)


You know you like Metal when...
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Postby joo » Sat Nov 01, 2008 9:09 am

the correct spelling is leprosy. Geez, people just don't know their diseases these days :roll:

Dudel wrote:You know you like Metal when...

You orgasm whenever you touch anything made out of metal. :P



You know he/she's cheating on you...
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Postby Dudel » Sun Nov 02, 2008 1:10 am

joo wrote:the correct spelling is leprosy. Geez, people just don't know their diseases these days :roll:


I said Question Mark!

You know he/she's cheating on you...



..when you find some extra you know what on your nightstand.


You its time to change your address when...
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joo
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Postby joo » Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:52 am

You daily recieve death threats addressed to your neighbor. :lol:




You know that drink is the only option...
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:07 pm

...when you find your antidepressents are useless.

You know you're a god when...
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
(" )_(" ) signature to help him gain world domination.
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Dudel
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Postby Dudel » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:22 pm

...you win. End of story, never loose.


You know they moved out when...
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joo
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Postby joo » Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:34 am

...you can sleep through 3am without being woken up by creaking. :lol:



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Dudel
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Postby Dudel » Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:53 am

...when the ATM laughs at you when you try to withdraw money.


You know you should have taken that job when......
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joo
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Postby joo » Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:01 am

...you try to draw money and the ATM laughs at you, calling you a deadbeat and telling you to get a job.



You know you should probably attempt to cover your erection...
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Postby SekoETC » Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:46 am

When your girlfriend's mom is staring at you like this: ò.ó

You know you've gone too long without taking a shower when...
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:04 am

...the dominant smell in the room is peaches.

You know when you've been awake too long when....
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