Insanity

[SekoETC]

*comes up as a zombie and eats Sebas's brains!*

[Wins: 0
Losses: 1]

[Sebas]

*turns his brain into rubber and then he pushes seko in a river*
And as we all know, zombies can't swim

[SekoETC]

But zombies don't need to breathe either so I can just walk on the bottom of the river. Meanwhile your body stops working because it's not getting commands from the rubber brain.

[Wins: 0
Losses: 1]

[Sebas]

But you get flushed away, and then smashed into pieces after you fell down a waterfall. And my rubberbrain was just temporary

[SekoETC]

The pieces turn into piranhas and come upstream to eat you.

[Sebas]

*stands on the ground beside the river*
You can't eat me

*pours poison in the river*

[SekoETC]

*The piranhas grow seagull wings and charge on Sebas.*

[Sebas]

*runs far away until the piranhas runs out of air, then he starts making sushi*

[SekoETC]

*Turns out the piranhas have also developed lungs so they wake up on the cutting board and eat Sebas's fingers.*

[Sebas]

*turns his fingers into steel and continues with the sushi*

[SekoETC]

*turns into corrosive acid*

[Sebas]

*stops making sushi and watches as the acid corrodes through the table and gets sucked up by the soil*

[SekoETC]

*Comes back as an earth elemental and punches Sebas in the groin*

[Dudel]

*Shoots you with his fatboy portable nuke launcher*

Wins: 0
Losses: 1

[SekoETC]

*Turns into a ghost and possesses Dudel*

Wins: 1
Losses: 1