King of the Hill

[mikki]

*she raises a brow* Really? then maybe we should go inside what is left of that castle there.. I have a secret room that no one knows about... *winks*

[CN]

*grins*
Well prepared Queen, aren't ya?
Let's uh go inspect that room for safety reasons, yeah, that works

[joo]

*Cracks the whip violently over Andu's head* Mine! my hill! go away! *then is suddenly distracted by something in the castle wall* is that a niche, leading down into some kind of secret room? *Walks over and peeks down into the hole, then gasps and quickly looks behind his shoulders before looking back in*

[Andu]

*joins joo*

[Tiamo]

While everyone else is distracted i take the empty seat of King of the Hill

[CantrFreak]

*secretly videos the secret room*

[Andu]

*gets enough and takes the hill after kicking Tiamo into the secret room*
King once again.

[joo]

Jetpacks over the top the hill, spraying Syphilis everywhere, leaving death in his wake. A deathly throne with many gleaming inset gems appears on top of all the multilated corpses and rivers of Syphilis pus, upon which I sit down, and with much satisfaction brood over my new kingdom of death, contemplating what to do next.

[Andu]

I get cured of syphilis by myself ho comes from an other tread.

joo is still king.

[playerslayer666]

it rains, except the rain is holy water which burns Joo's skin. he leaves the hill to find cover, and i retake it while he is gone.

i raise my yinyang flag again, then pull up a chair and wait for someone to decide to take the hill back.

[joo]

*Unfolds his umbrella of death, then calmly walks up the hill again and grabs playerslayer666 with his unholy strength, throwing him down the hill again. Shakes his head and sits back down on his throne (it now has a fixture for the umbrella of death).*

[playerslayer666]

i make another post, which means the hill is now mine. simply because i say i want it. i don't bother kicking Joo out of the hill. i just claim it.

MY HILL!

[joo]

I then make another post, somehow reclaiming the hill in the same way.

[Andu]

*takes a holy handgrenade and blows joo to peices and ignores playerslayer666*

I am the King! Ninjas, join me!
*73 ninjas jumps out of the shadows and qietly raises their left hands in a 110 degrees position towards me*

[joo]

*Idly turns his head towards the ninjas, his eyes glowing more brightly suddently. The ninjas blink confusedly, then hold their heads in agony. Finally the all straighten up in unison, draw their weapons, and simulteously stab Andu in an 110 degree multiple skewer. Then with a flick of joo's wrist, the choke momentarily and fall to the ground dead. The walks over, kicking aside a few corpses in his path, and sits back down on his throne.*