Insanity

[*Wiro]

You must kill the poster above you without killing it. This can be done by doing something that causes the person to die somehow.

In each post have this list:
Wins: X
Loses: X
And update it when neccesary.

You WIN when:
You pwn the person above you and the poster after you ISN'T the one you pwned before that.

You LOSE when:
You don't post after you someone pwned you.

Note that you can ONLY kill the one above you.

Message me any questions. Start!

*Slaps self with fish while waiting for someone to freaking post*
Wiro: I wonder if anyone will kill me somehow~

[SekoETC]

*stabs Wiro in the eye with a ballpoint pen* Or is it that we're not allowed to kill directly, is that what you were trying to say?

[*Wiro]

What you did was right. Just don't do *Kills Wiro* or something. Just make sure to include Wins/Loses in each post. Else it gets confusing after a while. (I played it on another forum and it gained 3 pages in half an hour)

*Transforms into a robot and accidentily steps on Seko*
Oops.

[Wins: 0
Loses: 0]

[SekoETC]

*dodges right on time and trips the robot Wiro* So if someone loses, does it mean that they are no longer allowed to continue playing?

[Wins: 0
Loses: 0]

[*Wiro]

If someone loses (like, if someone else than me would've posted right now) then that means the person who lost must add a lose to his/her loses count, and the person who won should add a win.

You can then decide when you want to start playing again. (Which can be right away)

*spawns a trampoline below him and bounces up while transforming back to human. Then grabs a hammer that just randomly got there and whacks Seko with it*

[SekoETC]

*turns into elastic goo and is unharmed by the hammer. Then the goo lunges into Wiro's nose*

[*Wiro]

*makes himself sneeze and fire the goo in a black hole. Then spawns a big pink elephant in a place far away while stabbing Seko with a bone knife.*

[Wins: 0
Loses: 0]

[SekoETC]

You're confusing me, did you turn into an elephant with a bone knife or did I turn into an elephant that's being stabbed or am I still goo in a black hole that's being stabbed from a distance?

[*Wiro]

I spawned an elephant far away, and I stabbed you with a bone knife.
The goo doesn't exist anymore (black hole).

[SekoETC]

But the goo was a part of my existence, so I'm still in goo form and unharmed by sharp objects. Although I don't know other ways to kill creatures than by blocking their airways so I turn acidic and eat through the base of a tree and make it fall on the elephant.

[*Wiro]

Hmm wait.
*shapes Seko into a mouth using magic and then pushes a pill through the mouth making Seko change back to normal, then stabs her with an old bone knife*



[Wins: 0
Loses: 0]

[SekoETC]

*turns into a creature made of lava, which incinerates the knife, then grabs Wiro by the throat* Sizzle!

[*Wiro]

Eep!
*changes in a hedgehog*

[SekoETC]

Well a hedgehog is still vulnerable to lava.

[*Wiro]

Dang. But.. *transforms into a hedgehog made of steel that can't melt*