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Dudel
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Postby Dudel » Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:28 pm

Granted: The world is at peace with itself. But all other planets with inteligent beings decide that humans no longer deserve to exsist. Because we were at peace for so long we dont know how to defend ourselfs. Our planet is wiped from the face of the universe

I wish our planet was not destroyed by aliens.
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Postby joo » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:02 pm

Granted, the entire planet was not actually destroyed by aliens -- they didn't destroy the part of the earth you were on, but decided to rape you instead.



I wish that anti-rape laws would be relaxed a bit. It would make my job so much easier :twisted:
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Postby Dudel » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:05 pm

Granted: But your...yada...yada.


I wish joo would get the point from my post.
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Postby joo » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:59 pm

Too bad, he doesn't :lol:



I wish more people would understand my need to rape...
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Postby Andu » Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:03 pm

Granted. But to acomplish that, we were forced to dupplicate you. :)

I wish that no one ever more need to listen to swedish tecnopop.
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Postby SekoETC » Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:22 pm

Oh, this is an easy one, you go deaf.

I wish I had a super immune system and never got any infections.
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Postby joo » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:10 am

All the healthy bacteria in your gut are instantly killed. Your body goes into shock from the sudden imbalance and you die.



I wish I could rape my duplicate without him trying to rape me first :) .
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Postby Andu » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:07 am

Granted. You rape him, and seconds later he gangrapes you with his dubblicate.

I wish joo would stop thinking about rape.
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Postby Dudel » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:46 pm

Granted: He now enjoyes MURDER!


I wish to never be harmed by joo in anyway.
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Postby SekoETC » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:50 pm

Granted, you're now chained up in my basement and I won't let him touch you.

I wish I had fun tonight.
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Postby Dudel » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:58 pm

lol Granted: Well I am in your basment. :o


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Postby Voltenion » Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:34 pm

He leaves you to win a nobel prize.


I wish I could memorizy anything I wanted. In fact I wish my memory was something like a super powerful computer, I could delete want I want and put things in it quickly without having to study them... Just like inserting a pen in my hear, and I'd learn anything in 5 seconds or less. Err...that's all.
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Postby Tiamo » Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:37 pm

Granted. Your brain is now powered by Microsoft Brains 1.0, but it's pretty buggy. Oh, and you need to install updates at random times, causing 2-minute blackouts each time.

I wish i owned planet Earth.
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Dudel
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Postby Dudel » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:20 pm

Granted: You now own planet Earth. But the space repo take it back because you haven't paid the loan back.


I wish I had more time.
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Postby Sebas » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:59 pm

Granted: Your watch just stopped.

I wish i would now what to wish.
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