The Magic Button

[mikki]

The mouth notices you are there, then attacks you and disappears and the button turns red again...

I press the red button on the steering wheel..

[Phalynx]

My car goes up in flames....

I press the red button connected to te Stock Exchange (except maybe someone did that already)!

[joo]

50 national banks simultaneously and unknown to each other pump thousands of trillions of dollars/euros/pounds/yen into the world financial market, causing an intial period of prosperity, then massive inflation and finally an even worse crisis then before.




I press the red button on a loaf of bread that cost me £5,000.

[Dudel]

The bread explodes leaving a tiny crator with a note in the bottom.
The note reads: "Ha Ha! Got you!"

I press the red button I know I shouldn't have

[joo]

Because you absent-mindedly put the red button your lap before pressing it, you now have green pubes.



I put the button on someone's back as I rape them and press it.

[Dudel]

The button switchs your possitions. Now your getting raped!


I press the button near that door there.

[joo]

An elephant crashes through the door and rapes you.



I press the button on the elephant as it rapes Dudel.

[Andu]

Chuck Norris runs to you and eats the red banana you are holding in your left hand.(not the right)

I press the button on the floor.

[joo]

A well-hidden twisting-blade trapdoor opens underneath you and closes above you as you disappear into the darkness, leaving the button on the floor.



I tie a rope to the ceiling, hang on to it, and press the button again.

[toon]

A pair of scissors pop out of the ceiling and cuts the rope. Then. a Pink Monkey dances on your face.

I throw the button at a wall and watch as the wall presses it.

[joo]

The button bounces off the wall and onto your face, then the pink monkey jumps onto your head and starts pressing the button.


[The pink monkey presses the button]

[toon]

The pink monkey craps on your face and runs off to join the pink elephant.

I put the button in a shreader.

[joo]

The "shreader" is now spelt correctly: "shredder."




I press the button on my enormous pedantic head

[Dudel]

Nothing happens because nothing was there in the first place.


I push the big red shiny button in the elevator.

[Andu]

You have succesfully been unsubcribed from Cantr II.

I push the button in the elevator again.