The grant-a-wish game

[joo]

Wish granted. Now I will do his job.

lol Seko what does that say about you? Is that the second time that's happened?

I wish Joo would get raped.

Yes, joo is very thoroughly raped by two beautiful, horny young women. It takes another two women to finish him off (the first two lie exhausted on the floor of his mansion). The cost of hiring these women comes out of your pocket



I wish that e = mc^3

[SekoETC]

Granted but it rips the fabric of reality.

OOC: Yeah *Wiro, I'm a she. Chauvinistic maybe but I still have to suffer from periods. And it's not just one or two people who've thought I'm a guy, but I don't mind.

I wish a certain one of my characters would lose his virginity. (And doesn't matter to whom so even if it was to another guy, that wouldn't count as a corrupt granting.)

[joo]

Your character does lose his virginity, but only after he's dead.




I wish for... a small flower. *shifts eyes suspiciously*

[playerslayer666]

granted, but seen as you are so cautious of the possibility that it could be poisonous you don't bother touching it. so your lack of trust in people results in you wasting your own wish.

i wish for a castle, a massive army of skilled soldiers, a big pet dragon, a treasury with more gold then i will ever need, 300 peasents and 10 beautiful women to satisfy my every need......** looks at his wish list ** oh yeah. a horse too.

[joo]

The horse rapes your 10 courtesans, and is subsequently killed by an angry mob of 300 peasants. In order to quell the untimely uprising, your army of skilled soldiers slaughters the peasants in a horrible massacre. Smelling blood and hearing the sounds of battle, your Dragon breaks free from its pen and swoops over the battlefield, killing many, and feasting on the dying flesh of your once-loyal subjects. Now having tasted blood, the dragon is no longer your pet, and turns your castle full of gold into its lair. It is now an evil dragon that broods over its endless piles of gold, slaying the occasional foolish adventurer. You are mocked and denounced as a fool and a wastrel who wished for too much without thinking of the consequences, and banished from the land for all eternity. You die of sorrow 10 years later in your cave in a lonely mountain. A special type of luminous fungus grows on your corpse, which attracts a horny mountain goat... and the rest, as they say, is history...



I wish for a suit of golden armour that will protect me from all misfortunes and give me eternal life.

[playerslayer666]

granted, but you eventually get really bored of eternal life. plus when you hit 120 you've lost your mind. not because of senility. it is simply because of being sick of living life as an old man.

i wish someone could tell me how San D'Oria is. just to relieve my curiousity.

( seriously. if anyone has a character there please send me a message. )

[joo]

At first, you are shaken and a little digusted by the things you hear from San D'Oria, then, they start to fester in your mind - you start to imagine greater and worse things, horrific acts of depravity... eventually, your mind is barely able to take the strain, when you are hit on the head with a large rubber mallet for trying to break the Capital Rule.




I wish I had a 1 TB hardrive

[playerslayer666]

granted, but it is loaded with porn......which is not necessarily a bad thing.

i wish america's funniest home videos wasn't so boring.

[joo]

Granted. They are now slightly less boring, but still very boring.




I wish that I could go through the entire TB of porn in a single day.

[playerslayer666]

granted with no backfire at all. now you will most likely never get turned on by porn ever again.

i wish i had a pet wolf that was very loyal to me and never bit either me, my mother, my brother or my sister.

[*Wiro]

[Sorry Seko! I knew you're female but wasn't really paying attention when writing that post. ^^,]

...Granted, but it rapes you, your mother and your brother and sister.

I wish I could...

[Tiamo]

You could, but you really don't want to ...

I wish something good happens to all Cantrians (the players, not the characters).

[Andu]

All players wins the Superonlinelottery, but becouse there was over 1000 winners, they only won 0.19467823 US dollars.

I wish I could be a ninja...

[SekoETC]

You become a ninja but get subsequently killed by a samurai.

I wish I could engage in some interesting rp tonight.

[Andu]

Granted. All your characters get raped by two werry intresting women. And all that is payed by Wiro.

I wish Seko could check the finnish forums more often...