The grant-a-wish game

[Rebma]

Granted, you now find programming extremely intreseting, and spend all your time one it. Unfortunately, you don't understand it, so its completely useless.

I wish I was Judge Judy. Seriously.

[joo]

You are now Judge Judy. But you soon discover that Judge Judy has an abusive husband who beats and rapes her every moment she's at home. Enjoy




I wish I could speed up or slow down time relative to myself whenever I wanted.

[SekoETC]

lol Granted but you'll get ass-raped continuously for the rest of your life by a disembodied penis and you can only slow it down or speed it up but not take it out.

I wish cider wasn't bad for the teeth but tasted the same.

[Rebma]

Granted, it no longer hurts your teeth, and it tastes great. However, the new properties seem to cause it to elicit the most painful of deaths from its drinkers (think burning through your stomach, esophagus, and intestines). Isn't that lovely?


I wish I could curl myself into a pretzel, like those circus girls..

[joo]

You can, but since all your bones are broken once you've finished, it's rather hard to get out of the position.



I wish Seko hadn't been the first to read my wish

[*Wiro]

Wish granted, but now schroederjj2003 was the first to read it. ( )

I wish I had a never-ending river of chocolate that tastes like chocolate in my garden.

[joo]

The never-ending river in your garden soon floods your entire city, then your country, then the whole world with chocolate that tastes like chocolate. Sick of the taste of authentic chocolate, the people decided to eat you instead for making such a stupid wish.



I wish the armrests were removed so I could lie down and sleep on multiple seats on the London Underground.

[SekoETC]

lol Granted but you get followed by two obese people who insist on taking the seats next to you where ever you sit. If you try to lie down, they'll sit on top of you.

I wish I only had to study things that interest me and would have proper teaching instead of having to do so much independant research.

[*Wiro]

Granted, but it's all in latin.

I wish he died.

[SekoETC]

Granted but he dies by falling off a building and landing on top of you.

I wish eating that chocolate pudding didn't make me feel icky.

[Dudel]

Granted I doesn't make you feal icky because now it turns you into chacolate pudding and you like that. Untill someone eats you!


I wish I could fly...

[*Wiro]

Granted, too bad you don't know how to land.

Wish I could eat that.

[Dudel]

You can but it's still toxic


I wish Wiro was nicer...(I dont wana go splat!)

[joo]

You can, but "that" happens to be a rotting corpse *rubs hand together evilly and puts some popcorn in the microwave*



I wish I could come up with a wish that Seko couldn't use to rape, squash or otherwise mutilate me with...

[*Wiro]

[I'll reply to both wishes. ]

Dudel - Wish granted. I will now kindly chop your head off. With a smile.
Joo - Wish granted. Now I will do his job.

I wish Joo would get raped. (See what I mean? )