King of the Hill

Zanthos · Postby **Zanthos** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:57 am

*reminds cantrfreak that rome is atop 7 hills, so claims the other six and then annexes cantrfreak's itty bitty single hill.

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 5:26 am

** grins as he reads the declaration of neutrality. it specifically states " this document is proof of this hills abolsute neutrality towards all. giving anyone and everyone whatever tools they need to take it from it's current resident. this means that this hill belongs to no one individual. thus resulting in an infinite war over the hill " **

** he laughs at everyone and as opposed to taking the hill he just watches. **

CantrFreak · Postby **CantrFreak** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 5:50 am

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:21 pm

** watches as cantrfreak does absolutely nothing, so playerslayer uses several thousand tons of dynamite to blow the other six hills which don't belong there. leaving only the original hill which aparently remains unharmed no matter what happens. he looks around during this pause in the forum topic to find that joshua is stuck in a hole filled with concrete. he gets a jack hammer and begins to dig him out. while he has the perfect opportunity to take the hill he still does not. **

** in light of the six hills being gone cantrfreak is by default the king of the hill again. **

Andu · Postby **Andu** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:43 am

I throw cantrfreak in to a timespacelikness glich.

Now I am the king of the hill.

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:16 pm

i plant my yinyang flag on a mole hole and dig a massive moat around it. then i hire a gang of mercenaries to watch over it for me. i now have my own turf and am content with not taking the hil

Andu is still king of the hill.

CantrFreak · Postby **CantrFreak** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:48 pm

I leave.

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:28 pm

the mole pops out and accidently knocks over my flag, then gets freaked out by my mercs and goes back in his hole.

now that the mole has knocked down my flag he has officially taken his hole back.....so i walk up to Andu's hill and plant my yinyang flag while he is still there.

hill contested.

Andu · Postby **Andu** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:40 pm

I take, just to bee sure i am the king, the yingyan flag and fire it up and throw the remainings of it in the molehole.

Money · Postby **Money** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:09 pm

I pay the Mercs with Money and they join me! I then get them to turf you outta the Hill and I am king once more.

I am King of the Hill

Andu · Postby **Andu** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:06 am

I use a mindcontrol machine and take the control of Mercs and the hill.

mikki · Postby **mikki** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:23 pm

Haven't you all learned yet? I use my girlish charm and win you over along with the hill...

No longer King of the Hill.... But I am the new Queen of this here Hill.... :twisted:

toon · Postby **toon** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:00 pm

Need a King?

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:34 am

i don't fall for girlish charm as i don't really like people in general anyway, but also don't much care to try and the hill just yet. so i sit on the hill next to Mikki, allowing her to stay but also making me the king.

Mikki is still the queen, but she has to deal with me till someone gets rid of me or her, or perhaps both.

CantrFreak · Postby **CantrFreak** » Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:41 am

*Kicks Playslayer Off* Mikki's HILL!

I claim this hill for Mikkopolis!

King of the Hill

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