The grant-a-wish game

[mikki]

Your char didn't forget that important item.. but when you get to your new destination, you pull out this important item and it is destroyed and can't be used..


I wish people on cantr would wake up.. especially one person in particular..

[Darkle-ish]

Granted. That person wakes up and leaves without a word.

I wish my radio station of choice would stop playing the talenless songs by M.I.A.

[joo]

Yes, your favourite radio station gets blown up by terrorists and you can never listen to it again.



I wish I could play Cantr on my wristwatch.

[Newguy]

Granted. You can play Cantr on your wristwatch, but every time you try to play someone asks you what time it is and you have to exit back to the clock.


I wish my classes were all -Bowling 101-

[joo]

They are, but you get terrible arthritis and thus cannot play.



I wish... well, there's not much I could wish for at the moment -- I only wish I had a better processor and more memory.

[playerslayer666]

granted, but you also have a computer virus which makes your computer REALLY slow. so now you need to wish for virus protection.

i wish this topic would reach page 100.

[Rebma]

It does, but it turns out its only because you've gone crazy and are incessantly posting. Seconds after realizing this, the entire thread disappears.

I wish my tiny kitten wasn't such a crazy spaz attacking everything that moved, and doesn't move alike.

[joo]

Your tiny kitten is now an even crazier spaz, now even attacking things which don't move.


I wish I could count to infinity.

[Rebma]

(I already said that she did)

Granted, only you don't realize you can do it.

Again I wish my tiny kitten wasn't such a spaz, attacking everything that moves, and doesn't move alike)

[joo]

(I already said that she did)

Oh sorry, I misinterpreted that last clause.

Your kitten is now a drooling vegetable that has to be tube-fed. Unable to bear seeing it in such constant suffering, you mercifully put it to sleep and bury it in your back garden. Two weeks later, it comes back from the dead and rapes you in your sleep, giving you undead kitten AIDS.

[SekoETC]

You forgot to make a wish.

[playerslayer666]

i wish someone would make a wish.

[Rebma]

Granted, someone does, unfortunately no one hears it due to an acme safe landing on said person midway through the wish.

I wish I found Seinfeld as funny as everyone else seems to..

[playerslayer666]

granted. you now find it as funny as me and my friends do.....which is not funny at all.

i wish i wish i had a fish.

[SekoETC]

You get one that's stuck between the radiator. You only notice it when it starts smelling and you need to dig it out with some sort of a hook and it comes out in pieces.

I wish I could be interested in programming.