The grant-a-wish game

[joo]

Hang on, hang on, this is the grant-a-wish game - you're supposed to say a wish, not a command - already it is getting confused with the excuse game.



I wish people would stick to the format of each painfully similar forum game.

[Newguy]

Your wish is granted, but everybody grows tired of hearing you tell them how to play the game and leaves. This thread dies and becomes forgotten.



I wish this thread wouldn't die and would keep going even though the last wish that was granted killed the thread.

[Newguy]

Your wish is granted, but everybody grows tired of hearing you tell them how to play the game and leaves. This thread dies and becomes forgotten.



I wish this thread wouldn't die and would keep going even though the last wish that was granted killed the thread.

[joo]

I actually read your double post as two posts by different people, with the second poster being unimaginatively ironic.

Your wish is granted, however this means you lose your last remaining shreds of dignity by blantantly ressurecting the thread. You will be forever be remembered as the "Second-Best Thread Necromancer" - "The one who couldn't aspire to the majesty that is <i>joo</i>"



I wish I could be knighted for my legendary thread-resurrection endeavours.

[trexdino]

Sure, but during the knighting ceremony the sword slips and stabs your arm. You get surgery, but afterword you lose your thread nercromancer abilities.

I wish that hole punchers would actually work for me.

[joo]

Your wish is granted exactly as you asked! You are now the proud employer of a dozen depraved individuals who will take every opportunity to forcefully and violently initiate sessions of unlubed fisting with you, each other and your clients.




I wish I could get a shot in at the Queen for stabbing me.

[trexdino]

Alright, it is a Tuesday night, you enter her room and then shoot her with a shotgun, little do you know you are being watched and get shot down by her guards.

I wish I had infinte cantr minutes.

[SekoETC]

You get them but everybody stops interacting with your characters.

I wish one of my characters managed to kidnap someone who speaks English and is played by a dedicated role-player.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, but the player then decides she wants to kidnapp you, and locks you up in her basement, naked and hoses you down if you stop playing cantr or try to escape/get a message out from the pc you're chained to.

I wish I had a fully equipped playroom.

[Dust Puppy]

You own the room, but you´re not allowed to enter.


I wish someone let me live in their basement and use their computer for free. Without the locked up and naked part though.

[Newguy]

You get your basement, but you have to wear the bunny costume from a christmas story for the rest of your life.


I wish I hadn't accidentaly posted that other post twice.

[Dust Puppy]

bunny costume from a christmas story

Isn´t the holiday with the bunnies called easter?

You didn´t accidentaly post that other post twice, you did it on purpose just to make people mad. And now everyone is mad at you.


I wish I lived in Cantr.

[trexdino]

Alright, you end up being one of the people in their eighties walking around wearing a loin cloth with a bone spear and a wooden shield. Congratulations.


I wish that some people in cantr wouldn't just wake up, say something, and then log off.

[Tiamo]

They now attack you immediately after logging on, say "Oops, sorry, i thought you were a wandering monster", and log off.

I wish Cantr was more like real life.

[Dust Puppy]

Congratulations, now Cantr sucks.


I wish one of my characters didn´t forget to take that one important item with him when he left home.