True enough...

Mitch · Postby **Mitch** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 5:31 pm

I'm sure someone out there can relate...

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A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'm popping out for a while, I'll be back soon..."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, loolie loolie... but at the bar... you know... they have frozen glasses..." He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words, cutie pie? LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR GOD-DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT??" And they lived happily ever after...

new.vogue.nightmare · Postby **new.vogue.nightmare** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 5:32 pm

Sorta reminds me of my girlfriend, only more of the last part than anything else. :lol:

Cheshierekat · Postby **Cheshierekat** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 5:47 pm

Yup, sounds like married life to me.

Chrissy · Postby **Chrissy** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 9:18 pm

That's an awful story. I would never be in a relationship like that.

Chrissy

jeslange · Postby **jeslange** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 9:23 pm

I'll have been married for a year pretty soon, which will make 6ish years that my husband and I have been together. We've had one arguement ever, which lasted for a whole, say 35 seconds. We actually arrange an "arguement" every now and then, just to make marraige official and all :lol:

new.vogue.nightmare · Postby **new.vogue.nightmare** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 9:32 pm

I don't have to arrange any arguments with my girlfriend...we're always fighting. :cry:

Spider · Postby **Spider** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:00 pm

, funny story.

Mitch · Postby **Mitch** » Sat Mar 27, 2004 9:31 pm

This is just another truth... :twisted:

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A young divorcee was sitting at a bar one night when she noticed a young, attractive man from Kwor Forest just a few stools away. She'd never seen for herself if the stories about the men of Kwor Forest were true, so she took the opportunity to buy the young stud a drink. One drink led to another, and those led to the couple going back to the divorcee's apartment. Once there, the woman stripped naked, climbed up in her bed, struck a sexy, come-hither pose, and whispered, "Okay, you gorgeous hunk, show me what you young Kwor Forest men do best." So, naturally, he beat the shit out of her and stole all of her stockpiled food.

Spider · Postby **Spider** » Sat Mar 27, 2004 9:43 pm

Thats so wrong :twisted:

trage · Postby **trage** » Sat Mar 27, 2004 10:10 pm

The truth seems wrong at times.

Pirog · Postby **Pirog** » Sun Mar 28, 2004 1:08 am

Mitch>

That's just great!

Camino · Postby **Camino** » Sun Mar 28, 2004 1:23 am

That's genius! I'm laugthing as I type which why its taken my about six attempts to write this sentence about. :idea:

I'll just click random smilies to aproximate my emotions... hey we could call smilies... emoticons :idea:

oh wait somebody else has already done that, darn :!:

Anyway here goes:

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True enough...

True enough...

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