The grant-a-wish game

Postby **Joshuamonkey** » Sat May 24, 2008 11:49 am

Everyone only knows how to use the lines and nothing else, therefore they all stop breathing an have spontaneous combustion and the like.

I wish I was a human that could turn into a sheep or a monkey without side-effects.

joo · Postby **joo** » Sat May 24, 2008 3:07 pm

There are absolutely no side effects: you turn into a 100% accurate sheep/monkey, and since animals cannot turn into humans, you also lack the "side-effect" of being able to turn back into a human. (You also lack the capacity for human sentience, and carry on eating grass and humping other sheep out of instinct: by the way, if your next wish is to turn back into a human, you will be humping a sheep when it happens, and will subsequently be arrested for public indecency and beastiality.)

I wish D11.5 would be released without any hassle, and be everything they promised.

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:39 pm

if i knew what D11.5 was i would attempt to grant the wish. but either way your not going to get what you want. so.......** shrugs **

i wish for something absolutely random to happen right now.....** puts his guard up. knowing the wish is going to go horribly wrong **

Postby **Joshuamonkey** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:25 pm

You have spontaneous combustion. :lol:

I wish more good people know about Cantr.

mikki · Postby **mikki** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:39 pm

So many new good people join cantr, but then the lag is soo much worse that you use up ALL your minutes just checking on one char.

I wish a skunk didn't walk out in front of the van last night..

Postby **Joshuamonkey** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:22 pm

Hopefully, they would be good people with money and programming skills.

Voltenion · Postby **Voltenion** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:24 am

ok, it wasn't a skunk it was a Tang... You killed Tang!!!

I wish for this game to be over.

mikki · Postby **mikki** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:29 am

Not like I didn't do THAT already.. HAHA

Alright this game is over, BUT someone starts it up again in a different thread

I wish the Star Wars game was over already..

Voltenion · Postby **Voltenion** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:34 am

Can't dewish that wish since I agree with it --" ...Leaving it to someone else.

joo · Postby **joo** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 6:17 am

Uhh...

The Star Wars game is over already, yout browser is just calling up cached pages from before it ended :twisted:

I wish I could turn everything I don't touch into butter - hehe, try to make sense of that!

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:07 pm

i shake your hand and congratulate you on a very good wish. however, now that you touched me as well i don't turn into butter when the wish is granted, meaning i can also make a wish.

i wish everything was back to normal because i don't want to play this game with huge globs of talking butter.

Voltenion · Postby **Voltenion** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:47 am

Sorry, but I like being tasty.

I wish for a bread to eat myself with it.

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:03 am

what a useless wish. you don't even have a mouth. i won't even bother granting it.

make random posts in the quote game.

joo · Postby **joo** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:58 am

I do, but they are so obscure and offensive that even you are shocked by them :twisted:

Call down the thunder, then reap the whirlwind.

Crosshair · Postby **Crosshair** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:38 pm

I have.. .but by mistake I ordered offbrand fighter planes that really don't fly too well... *produces some paper aircraft*

Take me to the dale where the kipper roams free.

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