King of the Hill

[Voltenion]

I patiently walk to the hill, even with the lag, till I conquer it back again. Yeh, I just steped into the hill and you imediatly ran away screaming for your icecream.

[Joshuamonkey]

I become friends with the leader of the hill and eventually gain trust and wait until eventually those in rank above me die from starvation, sleeping sickness, hard attack, or leave the town and never come back for whatever reason, eventually resulting in my leading the hill.

[playerslayer666]

** takes one step **


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HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

** logs out and logs back in to see that the game has now moved on to the next page. which makes him king of the hill. he would shout out and celebrate, but the game is currently lagging too much for him too talk. which means the hill can most likely be easily taken by the next person who decides to make a post **

[Voltenion]

I hire Ballack to push you over, like he did to someone else when he scored a goal. *whistles innocently* Anyway, the Hill is mine. Just quit already.

[Joshuamonkey]

Joshuamonkey, through his continual refusement to quit due to lag, life, or frustration, pushes Ballack and Voltenion off the hill and toward an abandoned desert/mountain area with no animals. Ten minutes later you see appear the words: "I am the new king of the hill!"

[trexdino]

The killer bunny from Mounty Python and the Holy Grail comes back to life and eats everyone besides me. I kill it wiht the Holy Hand gernade.

I AM KING OF THE KILL!

[playerslayer666]

as strange as a rabbit eating everyone and everything may be what is even stranger is the fact that i found the excalibur inside it's stomach. i cut my way out of the rabbits belly. after losing your ultimate weapon you flee. making me the new king of the hill. i once again plant my yinyang flag into the ground and starts rebuilding my fort.

I AM THE KING!!!!!!!!

[playerslayer666]

** after constructing his fort he makes a special room with a giant round table. he sits at the table and begins writing the declaration of neutrality during this brief period of peace. **

I AM UNTOUCHABLE!!!!!!!

[Joshuamonkey]

*he comes near the top of the hill through a hole he's digging and marks a circle around himself with a small flag with a smiley face on it." Now, I shall write a Declaration of Independence, and then take over the rest of the hill!

[Crosshair]

*reverses up the hill in a concrete mixer lorry* Hello... *uses the nozzle to fill the hole with concrete, and then piles soil on top of it.* There, made the hill a little higher... *sits down*

[Money]

*suddenly from the bushes you hear a rustle. As you stare a sweet harmless chipmunk pops out* AWWWWWWW you all say. *You are then so hypnotized by its cuteness that you start to throw food at it. As you watch in horror you chipmunk turns into a raving beast eating everything in its path... INCLUDING YOU!!!!!!! sadly you did not notice sing with the skull and cross bones that read (Dont feed the Wild Life)*

I am King of the Hill

[Joshuamonkey]

*stuck in concrete filled hole*

[Crosshair]

You will always be King In the Hill, Joshua...

[Money]

*builds a great tower on the foundation that jm kindly built for him* Thank you sir. Now I am un-defeatable. *takes a sniper rifle and shoot crosshair in the head* One less rival.

[CantrFreak]

Legionaries, forward! *His massive Roman army moves forward, storming the hill and establishes the city of Rome on the top of the hill.*