King of the Hill

[Voltenion]

hmm......I did like it that put me first on the list...But still......... Long live the "..."!

*he strikes with an army of "..." and kill them all of suspense*

I'm king of the unfinished sentences...Ah, I mean: of the hill.

[toon]

*he shoots trexdino* I'm not gay, I will never be Queen because I am King...

[Money]

*A silence prestills the hill (or rubble whatever left) as is a great event is about to occur* dum dum dum dum * A drumming noise is heard accross the land and grows louder and louder* DUM DUM DUM DUM *As the sun rises across the sky and a great multitude of people appears with a single flag flying as the drums die down the sun reveals a flag with a maple leaf in the centre. As the sun reveals more it shows that their are two bars of red beside the red maple leaf and inside the bars are ....... A loonie in one and a tim-bit in the other?!?!?!?!? A voice rings out across the land* STOP YOU FIGHTING FOR I HAVE RETURNED! *the people emerge from the rubble of the once great hill and surronding country side* YOU THUGHT I WAS DEAD BUT I WAS NOT! You had thought that killing me would be enough but I survived and fled to my home the great white north, land of the canucks, CANADA! *a giant wallet emerges that had arms and legs and rips off the leather to reveal what is witin* I AM A CANADIAN LOONIE AND I AM PROUD *a tear forms at the eyes of the loon of the loonie and falls down* I REVEAL TO YOU THIS SO YOU MAY KNOW MY PLOT! I returned to my homeland with only my wealth remaining to me! I then proceeded to buy out Tim-Hortens and had Canada the great Tim-Bit nation has bowed to ME MONEY THE RETURNED KING OF THE HILL! *A chorus of O Canada (National anthem of Canada) is heard in the background* I have returned to claim this hill as property of my united CANADA! *the army of canadians dressed in red and white march toward the hill an endless stream of them brouth from all corners of Canada be they french and english until they reach the foot of the hill* I HAVE RETURNED TO MY KINGDOM BOW TO ME! *all along the lines massove hoses are erected in artilery fashion* BOW TO MY TIM-BIT ADDICTED ARMY MORTALS! *A wave of liquid glazing emerges from all the cannon in unison flooding all of the hill. As its citizens, kings and quens try to flee they are all coverd in the confectionary* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE RETURNED TO YOU EOPLE OF THE HILL AND I AM YOUR KING *the barage stop and the Canadians march singing patriotic songs of greatness* I AM YOU KING!!!

[toon]

*He raises the American Flag and sings "Canadian Idiot"* Canada can't take on the U.S. Go back to where you came. *calls the American soldiers to reclaim the hill for him* I am King.

[Money]

*comes back dressed like napoleon but with a canadien colour scheme* Do not think that you may trifle with my canadians! *raises sword* FIRE TH TIM-BITS! *a grape shot of tim-bits filled with custard explodes over the Americans. The caualties of this shot are not horrendous but the americans are now addicted to Tim-bits they then all defect to the Canadians and sing patriotic hoser songs. This was the most bloodless battle in all history*

I am King of the Hill

[Voltenion]

*puts some sirup inside an obvious trap with a box and bla bla bla. Laughs as all the canadians, including Money runs towards the sirup and the giant box, closing it. Walks slowly to the hill* I'm the King.

[Tiamo]

Kicks Voltenion into orbit, saying "Haha, i am not a Canadian".

I am king of the hill.

[CantrFreak]

*logs onto Jos's Cantr account and watches Tiamo running after it*

I'm King now!

[trexdino]

Slowly, the all die from waiting for a page of cantr to load, and I take over.

I am king, of whatever i want

[Money]

*Money having been busy for the past 2 days has not been able to play Cantr did not die from the waiting for ther page to load and summons his army of donut eating canadians and says the words* They stole maple (ooc: You probably whont get this unless you have seen the most recent tim hortens. Basically a guys calls his canadian freinds all over the world and says maple, Meaning the newest maple donuts tim hortons has made. The freinds in france, arctic, carribean and other such far away locations from canada drop what they are doing from dates to being served drink on a beach and get back to canada to eat the maple donuts) *The Canadians outraged by this blatent theft rise up in a howling mass and trample over all others who try to take the hill*

I am Prime Minister of the Hill

[Joshuamonkey]

*Joshuamonkey, who has had Cantr work fine for him, especially since he does multiple things at the same time, sends a swarm of flying monkeys who soon eat all the donuts, and in the process, take over the hill* With myself as king!
I am leader of the hill!

[playerslayer666]

as much as i would like to claim this very easy target for myself i do enjoy seeing money raid the hill time and time again with his canadians.....so......

** plants a canadian flag right next to joshua. he feeds joshua a banana to distract him, then suddenly a huge group of canadians raid the hill. Joshua finds himself in an awkward situation and simply leaves the hill before they decide to kick him off **

ALL HAIL MONEY!!!....and canada.

[playerslayer666]

screw it......** starts building a fort and puts up a flag with the yinyang symbol on it ** MY HILL!

[mikki]

*she places dynamite inside the hill of playerslayer666. moments later the hill is blown up. only thing left is a crater* HA take that..

[trexdino]

Building destruction hasn't be implemented, so I take over. Then everything is implemented and lag creates it that it takes a century for anyone to walk a foot.


I AM KING OF THE HILL