The grant-a-wish game

[Zanthos]

your father does indeed get a pet scorpion, but it stings him and your father dies. you are left unscaithed.

i wish i got Jingo de Dannan back from the dead.

[playerslayer666]

YAY! MY WISH CAME TRUE! possibly the only wish that will go the way a person wanted it to. ( in all honesty my step father is a good man..... he just gets paranoid easily and likes to go from one extreme to the next. )

Jinog rises from the dead, but he is a man in his twenties with no clothes, weapons, resources or even food. you start talking as if he is the old jingo, and then you get reported for a CR violation.

i wish i had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

[Leo Luncid]

Granted, but as you eat your sandwich, the Peanut Butter and Jelly Song gets stuck in your head!



I wish my friends are actually good.

[15454]

You're friends become good, but not just good, better than you and leave you because you aren't good enough for them.

I wish we do something fun in gym class.

[Zanthos]

in your gymclass there is a re-enactment of the pok harbour incident with tammy snowe, and you of course are playing the role Mr. S.

I wish Tammy Snow never killed off the good people of Pok Harbour in the name of her church. (namely S and Xantir)

[15454]

The good people of Pok Harbour are not killed off by Tammy Snow, yet you log in to find a hundred Stone Knights, all of which the strongest of men could not defeat, and an empty crossbow at your side.

I wish I was the leader of the known Cantr world. (in saying if I wasn't right now )

[joo]

You are, but giving any instruction takes so long in game that by the time you've ordered your robes and scepter you have been usurped by local opportunists.



I wish Skip Kimpel would post another episode.

[88302]

Skip Kimpel does post a new episode, not just one, but five at once. The occasion being that your best friend contacted the make a wish foundation, saying you had wished for a new episode, and now you were suffering from a medical mystery, having gone deaf and blind overnight. Though people tell you the episodes were the best yet.



I wish for more days with beautiful weather.

[trexdino]

Okay, I consider tornadoes beautiful.

I wish for there to be no more lag in cantr.

[88302]

Tornadoes are beautiful in a destructive way.

There is no longer lag in cantr. This was accomplished by cutting everyone down to a single character of their choice, and clean sweeping all inventories and projects that had been set up. Unfortunately you find your last remaining character to be in a locked building with no hopes of getting out, and no food at your disposal.

Edit: Forgot to make a wish.

I wish I was in possession of a rare money growing tree.

[joo]

The "rare money growing tree" had a deceptive name - what is rare about it is the event that it ever actually grows money; a marketing spin by the company who sold it to you.



I wish everybody in London didn't have a cold simultaneously.

[Money]

Granted. But now you have a cold................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................





FOREVER

I wish that I had no need to make a wish.

[toon]

You have no need to make a wish, but you wish anyways ans lose everything.

[Leo Luncid]

I wish there would be entered lines from now on to counteract the
inconvience of page stretching.

[88302]

Your wish is granted, however, people still have to be taught when and how to use these lines.

I wish they just knew.