South Park (A Mafia Game)

[Dogonabun]

Damnit, you stupid people, I'm always mean. As I said, I was mean in Hollywood but all you stupid 'tards made me go on defensive.

Edit: Oh, and Mikki, you vote for me when you see that it'll save Tang. Just putting that out there.

[toon]

She likes the fat hugry guy?

[Tangential]

Damnit, you stupid people, I'm always mean. As I said, I was mean in Hollywood but all you stupid 'tards made me go on defensive.

Who cares if you were in Hollywood. Shut up about Hollywood. If you want to be there so bad, then move from South Park and back to Hollywood, you prick.

Now, asswipe, pointing out that mikki's vote on you might be saving me is irrelevent. If it had been anyone else voting, you would have said the same thing. If she were to have voted for me, you might not have said anything. Know why? Because it keeps your ass safe. So don't go picking out mikki just because of her vote. You didn't pick on Bowser or CF or said anything about Zanthos or Toon. You were suspicious from the get go because you -really- wanted someone to be lynched while everyone was still trying to get a feel for each other. Lynch someone as long as it's not you, right?

*he shrugs* If you're evil, you suck at being evil. If you're good, you suck at being good because you do more damage than good.

*he turns to Toon* Hey! I'm not fat. But I am hungry.. *sticks another lollipop in his mouth*

[Dogonabun]

*He rolls his eyes* I wanted to end the first day, and I'm not too nice. Whatever. Grounds enough to murder me as anyone else. And I wasn't suspicious. If you think saying that the mafia needs to be cought is being suspicious, then I guess I am the most paranoid man in the world. But there's not much to learn, if anything, from the first day, except for how we play with eachother and who the fuck is better at football or throwing cows.

Edit: Anyways, I thought you were going for who was hiding in the backround? And now you're going for me because I'm standing out. I might suck at this, but so do you. Stick to your words. You people just turn this into a popularity contest.

[Bowser]

Hmm, what could I have done with Dogonabun's Lynch vote? Dogonabun's Lynch vote... Dogonabun's Lynch vote... Oh, I remember. I shoved it up my ass. That's right. I wrote it up, put in an envelope, sealed it, and shoved it right up my ass, forever ruining any chance of you coming to my birthday party. Sorry, Dogonabun ol' chap.

Don't be mean. I'm not the brightest box in the crayon!
If the ocean was liquor and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and drink it all up. But the ocean's not liquor and I'm not a duck, so pass me the bottle and let's get drunk!


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[Bowser]

You're probably wondering why I'm standing here with a pile of money and no pants on. Well, I can assure you that it has absolutely nothing to do with the Japanese mafia. Not a thingy-dingy.

[Tangential]

Anyways, I thought you were going for who was hiding in the backround? And now you're going for me because I'm standing out. I might suck at this, but so do you. Stick to your words.

Suck my balls, hippie jew. I do stick to my word hence my damn vote, dammit.

*he turns to Bowser, pointing at his face then lowers it down to his waist* HEY! My thingy's bigger than your thingy.

(OOC: lol Bowser.. they should really have a character like you in South Park)

[CantrFreak]

We. Are. Fameleee. We. Are. Famelee.

[Bowser]

I'm not very worried about the mafia... Each year, the Rainforest is responsible for over three thousand deaths from accidents, attacks or illnesses. There are over seven hundred things in the Rainforest that cause cancer. Join the fight now and help stop the Rainforest before it's too late.

[CantrFreak]

Nuke teh rainforests! Stop teh cancer! *pushes big red button that says "blow up the moon and cause Africa, Asia, and Europe to be destroyed"*

[Bowser]

Dogonabun, More than half the kids in the class didn't vote with you. What about them? You don't give a crap about them because they aren't on your side. People like you preach tolerance and openmindedness all the time but when it comes to middle America you think we're all evil and stupid country yokels who need your political alignment. Just because you're mean doesn't mean you know crap about the mafia.

[CantrFreak]

I'm a right-wing Capitalist Communist of the Nazi Party. Yuppers. I would back Bowser up but I don't understand him right now.

Wait. No. I do understand him. Hooray for my subordinate! Congratulations, you level up!

[Bowser]

Woo Hoo, I'm level 2 now Biotches

*he makes a diagram of the town on a chalkboard* Everyone below this line needs to be evacuated. Everyone above this line is already dead. We're stuck here in the middle. These houses might be okay, they're balmy. The trailer park is gonna have huge tidal waves that affect this whole area.

*looks at the board and realized his diagram looks like a penis*

Oh, dammit! dammit!
*erases it*

[toon]

*throws a football at bowser* Shut up. No one cares.

[mikki]

*she turns around and tilts her head at Dog* First off I could care less which of you dies.. Second.. I don't like you.. You are mean and were sexually harassing the cow.. It that isn't a good enough reason to lynch your sorry ass, I dont know what is.. Oh and as my vote for you... I would rather see Tang alive right now then you seeing how you want to tell people how they should act or what they should say... *rolls her eyes*


((OOC did you forget that this is about rp also, Dog? You want people to just vote, then what is the point on having a background story? Also... This is a different game, which is not hollywood.. it is south park.. And I don't think most people are playing as though they are gonna remember other games.. Get over it already...))