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Postby Mavsfan911 » Thu Mar 18, 2004 4:20 am

here is some funny songs on saturday night live a year ago for st. patricks day, courtesy of the great Jimmy Fallon :

[ singing to the tune of Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful" ]

"St. Patrick's Day, I think it's wonderful
The day is here, for Guinness Beer.
Guinness Beer, you're mysterious
I pour you out, then wait an hour
You are beautiful, I drank a case today!
Now I weigh 300 pounds
So won't you drink one down?
Won't you drink one down?
Today?"

[ singing to the tune of John Mayer's "Your Body Is A Wonderland" ]

"There's a rabbi with a shillelagh
There's a McCormack named Sean.
There's an Indian dude playing bagpipes
There's a Chinese leprechaun.

Nobody's here from Ireland!
Nobody's here from Ireland, that's for sure.
Nobody's here from Ireland!
Nobody's here from Ireland!"

[ singing to the tune of Coldplay's "Clocks" ]

"Bagpipes start to play
You can march, unless you're gay
Singing many different shades of green
Don't mess with an angry queen.

Singing let them march, and you will know
Gay guys make better floats.
Singing coo-oo-oo-ool float.
Coo-oo-oo-ool float."

[ singing to the tune of Eminem's "Lose Yourself" ]

"Look!
You only have one shot!
After 6 pints of Amstel, 3 Budweisers,
2 beers I never heard of - microbrews.
Plus 1 Seagram's wine cooler you stole out of some girl's backpack.
Then you ate everything you saw at the parade.
Could you digest it?
Or lose control of your bodily functions.

Yo, my palms are sweaty.
Corned beef, canned confetti
Falling on my sweater already.
Green confetti I'm bupring, But on purpose I keep forgettin' to throw up

I don't think my brain will let me hold it down.
Now, I'm bending over, it won't come out
Time's up! Over! Blast!
And back comes the cabbage
There goes shamrocks
Some wasted sandwiches
I hope there's no cameras
Oh, a weak bladder
I won't until it don't matter
I'll clean it next Saturday
Puke yourself in the bathroom.."
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Postby sammigurl61190 » Thu Mar 18, 2004 10:34 am

Okay, after reading Jess's story and snorting coke out my nose, (:lol:) I'm sitting here reading the songs from above, and singing along with them since I know all those songs, and let me tell you, I am rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off. Literally. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby west » Thu Mar 18, 2004 4:09 pm

sammigurl61190 wrote:snorting coke out my nose


I think you're doing it backwards.
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Postby Chrissy » Thu Mar 18, 2004 6:28 pm

Ha. That's awfull.

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Postby sammigurl61190 » Fri Mar 19, 2004 2:03 am

|west| wrote:
sammigurl61190 wrote:snorting coke out my nose


I think you're doing it backwards.


o_O?
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Postby The Hunter » Fri Mar 19, 2004 2:10 am

snorting coke out my nose


UR supposed to snort it in. :lol:

That stuff is expensive, mind you...

Now, lets go back to green instead of white, OK? :wink:
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Postby new.vogue.nightmare » Fri Mar 19, 2004 3:03 am

The Hunter wrote:
snorting coke out my nose


UR supposed to snort it in. :lol:

That stuff is expensive, mind you...

Now, lets go back to green instead of white, OK? :wink:


Very well put. XD!
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<Kimidori> esperanto is sooooo sexy^^^^
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Postby nitefyre » Fri Mar 19, 2004 4:03 am

new.vogue.nightmare wrote:
The Hunter wrote:
snorting coke out my nose


UR supposed to snort it in. :lol:

That stuff is expensive, mind you...

Now, lets go back to green instead of white, OK? :wink:


Very well put. XD!


*snorts cantr out of nose* Whew, dude. *dies*
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Postby grayjaket » Fri Mar 19, 2004 4:09 am

*snorts cantr in* ahhh.....cantr....
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Postby jeslange » Fri Mar 19, 2004 4:20 am

*crawls around on the floor, desperately searching for little green Cantr bits that might have fallen*
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Postby grayjaket » Fri Mar 19, 2004 4:22 am

LOL
I just can't stop coming back....
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Postby The Hunter » Fri Mar 19, 2004 1:05 pm

jeslange wrote:*crawls around on the floor, desperately searching for little green Cantr bits that might have fallen*


Lol... "Cantr bits"... (Phonetic). :lol:
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Postby new.vogue.nightmare » Fri Mar 19, 2004 3:13 pm

*dumb look*
I don't get it... :?
:cry:
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<Kimidori> esperanto is sooooo sexy^^^^
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Postby The Hunter » Fri Mar 19, 2004 8:42 pm

Speak out "Cantr bits" really fast...
Think if "Green"

Sounds like "Cannabis". Well... Kinda... :?
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"Our enemies are resourceful and innovative".

"and so are we..."

They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and people"

"and neither do we"

~G.W Bush

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