Tools that should have a hit value

[Newguy]

Like a stone hammer, I'd totally bludgeon a dude with a stone hammer. But one of my characters has one, and no bludgeoning.

[Cdls]

Hmm...while we are requesting random things to cause damage...how about squirrels?

One of my chars would love to pick one up and throw it and another char.


One day....I would really love to see:

"You see *CHAR NAME* expertly slap *CHAR NAME* with a squirrel"



Would be even better if squirrel was replaced by fish


*above comments not serious

[Newguy]

Or maybe it could be like, *CHAR NAME* throws sand in *CHAR NAME*'s eye.

[Rossato]

Or maybe it could be like, *CHAR NAME* throws sand in *CHAR NAME*'s eye.

I like it.

[Cdls]

Oh....this would actually be a favorite of one of my crazier chars



"you see *char name* throw oil on *char name*"

"you see *char name* light a match"

"you say to *char name* Bye bye"

"You see *char name* throw match at *char name*"

"You see *char name* die"

[Tiamo]

You see *char name* hug you.

[joo]

You see a man in his twenties throw some dung at a woman in her thirties.
You see a woman in her thirties kill a man in his twenties with a pair of rose-clippers.

[Voltenion]

Impressive how we lost the point of this thread in so few posts....

you see Voltenion throw sand into the eyes of all the thread hijackers. (:

[Rossato]

You see a man in his twenties throw some dung at a woman in her thirties.

Well, it already happened in one of the most terrible events in the Portuguese history.