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Postby Joshuamonkey » Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:17 pm

I'd probably wear yellow and green.

Granted, but none of your wishes come true, and you live in misery.

I wish I could have all the healthy food I want any day, without getting fat.
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Postby Zanthos » Tue Mar 11, 2008 4:56 pm

granted, but healthy food tastes like shit so have fun?

i wish my pet lovebird wasnt dead
Person: Akamada doesnt control the animals.
You see a wild boar attack Person.
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Postby Joshuamonkey » Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:05 pm

granted, but healthy food tastes like shit so have fun?

Not to me!! :lol: I win!

Granted, it's now a zombie bird and you are killed for being a witch.

I wish I didn't have to come up with a wish.
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Postby Newguy » Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:05 pm

Wish granted, but you lose all your possessions and live on the streets for the rest of your life.


I wish I could wish a wish that wished my wishes for me.
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Postby Money » Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:14 pm

Your wish is granted. You are then transported naked infront of a group of 200 people who dont know you. In the ensuing laughter you wish you where dead. You are now dead.

I wish I am freed from the turned off T.V I promise the person who frees me a lesson in crafts (note I am still Mr.Rodgers)
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Postby Leo Luncid » Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:49 am

Granted, but the person you're teaching is a barbarian who has mistaken crafts as weaponsmithing. He nonetheless tosses you in anger towards a convertible.








I wish that...
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Postby Dogonabun » Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:51 am

Leo Luncid wrote:Granted, but the person you're teaching is a barbarian who has mistaken crafts as weaponsmithing. He nonetheless tosses you in anger towards a convertible.








I wish that...


Granted. You can only speak in large strings of profanity, and it gets bleeped out.

I wish I was more awesome.
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Postby Money » Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:56 am

Note the Fact I was throwntowards the Convertable not at. I end up on the side walk. I am now free to start my reign of terror with the Power of Mr.Rodgers!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


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Postby Dogonabun » Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:06 am

Err, I guess you're not going with the grant wish/ make wish formula?
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Postby Joshuamonkey » Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:55 pm

Granted: You are still a toaster, but with a smiley face.

I wish upon a shooting star that I could survive wishing on a shooting star, literally.
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Postby Money » Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:52 pm

You do survive. Survive long enough to fall in my clutches, I then proceed to punish you by making you watch a video of me say You Obey Mr.Rodgers.

arise my willing slave

I wish I had the power to control time to add to my awesome Mr.Rodger Arsenel
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Postby Dogonabun » Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:01 pm

Granted. You now control a mad old man who calls himself "Time"

I wish I could control Money (Both the user and the currency)
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Postby Leo Luncid » Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:26 am

Granted, but the the Apprentice's theme song involving the lyrical "Money-money-money-monaaay! MONAAAY!" gets stuck in your head for all eternity.




Sing-song kareoke copy bull-sh**!
I wish that I could break bones verbally with sticks-and-stone tactics!
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Right rhymes at ease while the public stares at attention!
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Postby joo » Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:08 am

Granted, but everbody starts throwing trowels at you. One of them is a lethal hit, and you consequently die.




I was an owl and immune to trowels!
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Postby Dust Puppy » Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:50 am

You are an owl and you are immune to trowels, but you are allergic to everything else.


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