
Libertarians: teh GAME!!! (aka Mafia)
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- Sparkle
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It's morning again in America.
The person responsible for writing that line has been dragged out and shot. Never mention Ronald Reagan in the vicinity of Socialdemocracitopia again!
After another exceedingly long night, complicated by snafus in the completely empty public transportation line, illegal immigration (though said illegal immigrant was of course immediately granted citizenship), and the discovery of a pothole at the intersection of 8th Avenue and Shaniqua Street (necessitating approximately 172 reams of paperwork to begin a review of the proper procedures necessary to make the pothole be considered before the Transportation Committee), the citizens of Socialdemocracitopia woke up feeling slightly better. A new day had come. After all, the person they executed the day before, in what was adjudged to be an uncruel and usual manner, was a Libertarian. So that meant there was only one left... right?
They munched on their granola, and then went outside.
Alas! All the granola in the world would have done nothing for poor Sparkle. Sparkle was killed during the night, her body apparently suffering from a bad bout of flagellation, compounded by a nasty case of death. Icky. Tattooed on each ankle, surrounded by a heart, are the names of two people: tv_remote, and dogonabun. What those are doing here, no one can know. But she certainly had no supplies of gold. Sparkle was good.
In any case, Socialdemocracitopia's population is merely 7, and needs to be pared down to 6. Begin deciding who to lynch.
The person responsible for writing that line has been dragged out and shot. Never mention Ronald Reagan in the vicinity of Socialdemocracitopia again!

After another exceedingly long night, complicated by snafus in the completely empty public transportation line, illegal immigration (though said illegal immigrant was of course immediately granted citizenship), and the discovery of a pothole at the intersection of 8th Avenue and Shaniqua Street (necessitating approximately 172 reams of paperwork to begin a review of the proper procedures necessary to make the pothole be considered before the Transportation Committee), the citizens of Socialdemocracitopia woke up feeling slightly better. A new day had come. After all, the person they executed the day before, in what was adjudged to be an uncruel and usual manner, was a Libertarian. So that meant there was only one left... right?
They munched on their granola, and then went outside.
Alas! All the granola in the world would have done nothing for poor Sparkle. Sparkle was killed during the night, her body apparently suffering from a bad bout of flagellation, compounded by a nasty case of death. Icky. Tattooed on each ankle, surrounded by a heart, are the names of two people: tv_remote, and dogonabun. What those are doing here, no one can know. But she certainly had no supplies of gold. Sparkle was good.
In any case, Socialdemocracitopia's population is merely 7, and needs to be pared down to 6. Begin deciding who to lynch.
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- Sparkle
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(OOC: OH MY GOD! I'm so pissed. SPARKLEEEEEEEE T_____T GAH! I can't even think right now)
What the hell! I don't understand this at all. *he throws his arms up in the air* I don't understand... I don't understand.. *he mutters to himself over and over again*
*he breathes heavily* I'M PISSED!
*goes over to Sparkle's body and wipes his eyes as he crosses out Tv_remote's and Dogonabun's names and writes his own above the scribbles with a permanent marker*
What the hell! I don't understand this at all. *he throws his arms up in the air* I don't understand... I don't understand.. *he mutters to himself over and over again*
*he breathes heavily* I'M PISSED!
*goes over to Sparkle's body and wipes his eyes as he crosses out Tv_remote's and Dogonabun's names and writes his own above the scribbles with a permanent marker*
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(OOC: LOL Dogonabun.. haha sorry man, it just didn't work out between us, you know?)
*he frowns deeply* One of you brilliant geniuses blocked me last night. It better not have been you, skitzo, because if you did, you cost all of us a greater percentage of lynching an innocent!
*he growls angrily and sets himself on the bus bench by himself* DAMMIT! Alright.. let's think this through. If Sparkle was killed and my powers were blocked, that would mean the last Libertarian has both powers now. *he shakes his head and breathes through his teeth* Which means I'm effing screwed.
NO ONE reveal your roles out here yet. The killer must not know. Okay here's what I know. Sparkle WAS the TOWN Roleblocker. She blocked Tv_remote the first night and Dogonabun the second night. Thus, I know Tv_remote is good. Tv_remote, I would like to speak with you privately.
*he frowns deeply* One of you brilliant geniuses blocked me last night. It better not have been you, skitzo, because if you did, you cost all of us a greater percentage of lynching an innocent!
*he growls angrily and sets himself on the bus bench by himself* DAMMIT! Alright.. let's think this through. If Sparkle was killed and my powers were blocked, that would mean the last Libertarian has both powers now. *he shakes his head and breathes through his teeth* Which means I'm effing screwed.
NO ONE reveal your roles out here yet. The killer must not know. Okay here's what I know. Sparkle WAS the TOWN Roleblocker. She blocked Tv_remote the first night and Dogonabun the second night. Thus, I know Tv_remote is good. Tv_remote, I would like to speak with you privately.
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*his eyes widen a bit* Actually, Tv_remote.. I retract my previous statement about you being good.. I was so angered that my logic was clouded. Just because Sparkle blocked you, it would mean you are not the Mafia Boss . But that doesn't get you off the hook from being the Mafia Roleblocker. So, you may be evil.. and you may be Ayn Rand v2.0 with new improved powers.
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