The grant-a-wish game

[Dogonabun]

So do I. This wish is uncorruptable- everyone agrees.

I wish monkeys were extinct.

[Voltenion]

but...but but.... they are so funny! bah... Fine! Granted and they get extint but because I liked them I decide to revenge and ask the genie to extint the human race too...... sorry....


I wish the genie wouldn't kill me and another pretty girl but just the rest of the people...

[SekoETC]

Granted but turns out the pretty girl is a necrophiliac, thus leaving you alone and appalled in a dead world.

I wish I could organize my life.

[Leo Luncid]

Granted. You are now organizing how you should organize your life, when and how long should your organize your life, what should be organized in your life, and why you should organizing your life, which then made you realized how much you wasted time on organizing such things. But that's only the beginning, as you should know; you must've got it organized by now...





I wish I would stop looking at myself in the mirror as much.

[hEarty]

Granted. Now when you look in the mirror you see everything behind you and not yourself. Kinda pointless looking in a mirror now.








I wish someone would do my laundry the correct way.

[Joshuamonkey]

You don't have any extra clothes because they are constantly being washed.

I wish Snape came back to life!

[joo]

Granted, but he rapes you.


Yippee! by the process of extrapolation, I now have three wishes!

I wish I had five pairs of wooly red socks.
I wish my dog would come back to life.
I wish nobody would remember what happened.

[SekoETC]

The dog chews on the socks and due to their magical origin gains super powers and embarks on a quest to destroy the world. You must hunt it town to stop it and eventually you succeed, but you are forced to kill it in process. Nobody remembers that you saved the world and in the end you are missing both the dog and the socks, again.

(Using it because I wasn't sure of the dog's gender.)

I wish I would feel awake in the morning, and all the way to the afternoon.

[Joshuamonkey]

In case anyone's wondering, Snape the character not Snape the potions master.

To Seko: Granted, but you get so excited with the feeling of energy that you use up all your energy and have a heart attack.

I wish I was alive.

[Dogonabun]

Granted. You are now a zombie. DEVOUR THE BRAINS OF THE LIVING!



I wish I had a zombie-pwning shotgun

[Voltenion]

ok but next time don't forget to wish for bullets too


"I wish I had the world on under my feet" (take that as an expression, please...thank you )

[Money]

Wish granted. It is taken as an expression but I dont care so you are tansformed into someone bigger then the world. Sadely when you were transformed you were jumping. You are then thrust into outter space and die from lack of oxygen.

I wish that I was ruler of..... the smallest country in the world (as in a ofically reconized one like the vatican or dubai.)

[Dogonabun]

You are now the ruler of the smallest country. A whole five inches!


Edit: I wish I had a ruler big enough to measure Russia!

[Joshuamonkey]

dubai

That's a seriously rich country to own...

A whole five inches!

You have a huge ruler come down from the sky...and are crushed to death under the weight.

I wish that I was the ruler of a country that was one square acre! (And good habitat/land/livable)

[SekoETC]

Granted but it's infested by swarms of five inch mosquitoes.

I wish ... I had a fish.