The grant-a-wish game

[Missy]

Granted-- You are now the main character in a Dr. Seuss book and wishes are fishes and fishes are wishes but you get all the problems that come with zizzer zazzer zuzzes, thing one and thing two, Foxes in sox, and your girlfriends names are Young Yolanda Yorgonson who yells when she rides on Yak's backs or Nixie Knox who has an obsession with the letter X.


I wish I could make people do what I want them to do.

[Voltenion]

granted, but everyone becomes deaf...my master...


I wish people who know how to rp would all register cantr and become addicted

[joo]

Okay, but all the people who can't RP get brutally slaughtered, leaving cantr full of sleeping zombies. Society falls apart and everybody unsubscribes from the game.



I wish that I didn't have to come up with a wish for this post...

[Dust Puppy]

Granted, but everyone laughs at you because you didn´t make a wish.

I wish Voltenion´s last wish came true.

[Joshuamonkey]

Granted, but the server crashes from the amount of people.

I wish my characters had all expert skills and were much stronger than average, and I didn't get punished for using a bug or something like that.

[joo]

It all happens, but you feel empty inside because you're only deceiving yourself and it doesn't actually make cantr more enjoyable to play.



I wish I had two wishes because I didn't wish in my last post.

[Dust Puppy]

Granted. Now you have to come up with two wishes and can´t even think of one.


I wish my headphones didn´t break (and I´m not deaf or anything of that kind).

[Dogonabun]

Granted. However, a lice colony was infested in them and so now you have a severe case of head lice.

I wish Dust Puppy did not have any head lice.

[Dust Puppy]

Thank you. I do not have any head lice. But you do.


I wish my character would stop sneezing.

[Dogonabun]

Granted. He's dead now, won't be sneezing any more.

I wish I could ressurect dead chars.

[SekoETC]

Granted, however they have no player attached to them so all they can do is stand around, attract animals and sneeze.

I wish my toes weren't hurting.

[Joshuamonkey]

granted, now your fingers are broken.

I wish I had super healing powers. (you'd have to check out the Minicantr forum to understand my avatar...for a limited time only)

[Money]

Granted but they cant be used to healyourself and they kill you in the process of healing others. You then immediatly heal A monkey in need thus killing yourself and saving the monkey. Sadlyey is is run over 1 second after you die.

I wish that my planets were rebuilt and that My people all adored me.

[Dust Puppy]

All your people adore you but you loathe yourself and commit suicide.


I wish Joshuamonkey´s avatar was a little bit smaller.

[Voltenion]

granted....no really, I wish for it too so: Granted!


I wish Dust puppy's wish would come true.