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Tiamo
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Postby Tiamo » Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:16 am

Granted, everyone agrees your character has no authority at all. No question about that.

I wish i could participate in the Olympics, and win a gold medal.
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Postby SekoETC » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:06 am

You do, but get busted of doping and cause shame to your country.

I wish I could write down my ideas in a way that makes sense.
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Postby saztronic » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:54 pm

Granted -- unfortunately, they only make sense to the voices in your head.

I wish I could be in two places at the same time without having my body parts separated in some way.
I kill threads. It's what I do.
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Postby Zanthos » Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:48 pm

Granted, here is your opium, pot, and lsd. mix and enjoy

I wish my roommates werent so loud when I was trying to go to bed.
Person: Akamada doesnt control the animals.
You see a wild boar attack Person.
Person: I still dont believe you.

<Spill> Oh, I enjoy every sperm to the fullest.
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Postby SekoETC » Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:28 pm

Ok, someone cuts off their tongues, then decides to kill them just in case they were making noise in another way than talking, them hangs them from the ceiling of your room to let you know they'll be all silent. Sorry.

I wish my second molar on upper left side didn't have a sharp edge that's irritating the edge of my cheek.
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trexdino
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Postby trexdino » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:27 pm

Okay, that tooth gets pulled and the rest of your teeth get sharp edges.

I wish that my bottle of root beer wasn't empty. :(
When you hope for something, you often believe in something. When you believe in something, you often have pride in it. Being proud often leads to a hating of some group.
As you can see, the Jedi are hypocrites.
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Postby SekoETC » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:34 pm

Granted, it gets filled with rotting dandelion roots.

I wish I weren't so tired.
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Postby trexdino » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:40 pm

Now you have so much energy, you can't stand to sit at your computer and play cantr.

I wish that when I stapled my finger, it didn't hurt. :(
When you hope for something, you often believe in something. When you believe in something, you often have pride in it. Being proud often leads to a hating of some group.

As you can see, the Jedi are hypocrites.
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Postby Voltenion » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:14 pm

you do it again and don't feel anything...you get excited and decide to jump off a building! :P err...it didn't hurt but...you are dead


I wish I could write better in english
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joo
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Postby joo » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:40 am

You now write excellent English... unfortunately, the new information displaced your memory of how to write Portugese, so you have to move to England, where I befriend you and then steal all your money.




I wish I could touch ANYTHING and turn it into raw fish...
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Postby mikki » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:59 am

Granted but then you touch yourself and turn into a fish


I wish I had the patience to deal with stupid people...
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Postby trexdino » Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:12 am

You know have that patience, but at the cost of your brain, you are now one of those stupid people.

I wish that my computer mouses would stop breaking.
When you hope for something, you often believe in something. When you believe in something, you often have pride in it. Being proud often leads to a hating of some group.

As you can see, the Jedi are hypocrites.
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joo
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Postby joo » Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:22 am

Your mouse doesn't ever break again, but it has a mind of it's own! Now you can't turn your back without it opening up the on-screen keyboard and going on porn. Also, you can't remove it.


I wish I could cook myself so I was no longer a raw fish...
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Postby mikki » Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:08 am

granted.. but now that you are a cooked fish, you are eaten up.. No more you...


I wish I could find someone that didn't constantly lie to me...
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Postby joo » Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:50 am

You find the partner of your dreams, who never speaks an untruth in their life... unfortunately, the reason for this is that they are a drooling vegetable who has to be drip-fed. The sex is very good, though.



I wish I owned the company I work for...

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