The grant-a-wish game

[Dust Puppy]

lol... I just got an email just like that from my father. (btw, if you read that post from the bottom up it's quite funny)

Oh dear... must have been a freudian post!

I wish I had all the pie I could eat...

You have all the pie you can eat, but it tastes awful. And you have to eat it.


I wish I was dead. No wait, I wish I had a life.

[joo]

You find that the modern concept of "a life" quickly leads to depression and headaches, so you end up wishing you go back to your quiet hermit's life of collecting thumb tacks.



I wish I had a UK shotgun licence.

[Joshuamonkey]

Granted, but you shoot your eye out.

I wish I could work faster, with the same benefits and quality of work.

[joo]

You soon collapse from exhaustion.


I wish I could get my eye back...

[Joshuamonkey]

Granted, but someone falls on top of you from a very high distance because they suddenly got very exhausted as they were working on a skyscraper.

I wish I landed safely.

[trexdino]

Granted, you die on the way down, you then land on a pie, that was on a trampoline, surronded by marshmellows


I wish that I could have to eat whatever I want

[joo]

Okay, but you also have to eat whatever anybody else wants.



I wish I could dodge falling skyscraper-workers...

[HoH]

You were so busy dodging falling skyscraper-workers that you didn't see that truck coming at you...that's too bad.


I wish I were a better singer.

[SekoETC]

You are turned into a nightingale.

I wish I could feel fresh and awake after 7 hours of sleep.

[Dust Puppy]

Granted, but you are tired again after one hour.

I wish I didn´t wear my favourite dress when painting the window frame.

[SekoETC]

lol Granted, you were doing it completely naked and gathered quite an audience. Also you spilled some of the paint on yourself and it gave you a rash.

I wish something interesting would happen to one of my characters, not involving death or violence.

[trexdino]

Granted, that character loses everyhting it owns because PD accuses you of cheating.


I wish that Mitt Romney could still win the election, and not be killed

[joo]

Mitt Romney wins the election, but is soon commited to a mental institution, causing his competitors to gain the upper hand.



I wish I could eat raw fish and not get sick...

[Voltenion]

granted...but after this day...you never find any raw fish again!! OH noooo!!



I wish I could sing well...and...no just that....

[Joshuamonkey]

Granted, but you get shot for singing a song that offends someone in some random way.

I wish people wouldn't question my characters' authority.