The grant-a-wish game

Tiamo · Postby **Tiamo** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:58 am

Granted, but it will all be re-created within a year.

I wish happiness for everyone.

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:26 pm

This leads into everyone just sitting and smiling, saying I love you man... They don't work because everything is alright. No one produces what people need, but people don't care about buying either. In the end everyone starves to death.

I wish all pedophiles (including people who just look at pictures but claim they would never do it to real kids) would feel guilty about their interests.

Money · Postby **Money** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:24 pm

Granted but the pedophiles all go to your house and commit suicide their.

I wish for a new wallet to keep myself in (look at my location)

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:36 pm

(For some reason, I lol'ed XD)

Postby **Joshuamonkey** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:51 pm

lol, granted, but your new wallet is a bottomless pit of misery that you are doomed to be in for eternity.

I wish that I would always have enough money. (not the profile...)

Money · Postby **Money** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:55 pm

Im going to share my misery with you :twisted:

Granted but becaue you always have enough money inflation sky rockets. People are out on the streets protesting their worthless pay-checks that cant even buy them a stick of gum, Rich people are spending their life savings to buy loaves of bread and the economy as we know it crumbles...

I wish for a electronic pony

joo · Postby **joo** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:38 am

You mindless ride the pony over a river ford, causing you to die of an electric shock and the pony to explode.

I wish I got payed to do nothing (without being on the doll).

Voltenion · Postby **Voltenion** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 3:45 am

congratulations! you win 0.00000000000001 euros per month(or wharever it is that you use in your country) for doing nothing! yay!

i wish i didn't had to go to school.

Postby **Joshuamonkey** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:41 am

Granted, but you die from unsmartness, and from being beat up for using "had" when you should be using "have"!

I wish my body and mind would be as if it had enough sleep even if it didn't sleep. In other words, never needing sleep.

Money · Postby **Money** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:05 pm

Because this is not possible in our reality you are transported into the rality of the x-men. you are then quickly found by an anti-mutant rally and shot.

I wish for more emoticons

Dust Puppy · Postby **Dust Puppy** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:45 pm

I wish for a bigger boat for one of my characters.

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:49 pm

You get a galleon but some doofus has built it full of stone tables while that was still possible and now it's slower than a longboat.

I wish trade between towns wasn't so paralyzed in Cantr.

Money · Postby **Money** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:37 pm

granted but certain town were deleted and resources taken away so town had to trade. Also all the charectors in th deleted town were deleted. Sadly all the towns your charectors were in were deleted.

I wish to rule the world

Antichrist_Online · Postby **Antichrist_Online** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:54 pm

Granted, you rule a world, a small insignificant one in the outer reaches of the unfashionable end of the galaxy.

(Btw, did nobody get the electric pony -> electrified wooden pony -> S&M torture device link I did?)

I wish to be with my Mistress.

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:53 pm

You're buried alive together.

(I was thinking an electric pony that's made of metal and zaps you with 10'000 Volts when you touch it.)

I wish getting Asperger diagnosis wasn't so bloody hard.

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