Libertarians: teh GAME!!! (aka Mafia)

[Tangential]

... *he raises a brow* Stop abortion? I believe.. Democrats are more pro-choice, my friend. *he rolls his eyes at toon* And you didn't state a clear reason why you voted for me, toon. You only accused me of eating Chex Mix calmly.

(OOC: I like that idea, frenchfisher )

[mikki]

((OOC I like that idea also... )) *she steps back to watch the two*

[toon]

My reason was you wereacting too calm in my opinion. Maybe I'm paraniod about the killing, but you just seemed too calm.

[Sparkle]

(OOC: nice idea!) *she stares at toon* That's fine. You stand by your decision and I will stand by mine.

[toon]

*frowns* Well, I guess that is the way it is going to be then and seems like everyone is voting for me. So, good luck in finding the murderer.

[Tv_remote]

*checks watch* Alright, this day has been going on rather long and the Clintons were probably expecting us hours ago, so lets hear from the last few who didn't vote yet.

[frenchfisher]

((Okay, I'll do so, then

Do we want to cut off voting early if some votes don't come in in a timely fashion?))

[Sparkle]

(OOC: That is the norm...they are giving a time limit...say 48 hours and then night time proceeds.)

[Tv_remote]

*cough cough* bump *cough cough*

Whew allergies acting up again.

[mikki]

(( I would say that since no one is answering or speaking that this would be a good time to end the day.. I would hate to see people get bored with waiting and not come back to play))

[frenchfisher]

((Yup, noticed that yesterday, but, alas, time disappears!))

Still reeling from its protracted court case, the Sun decided to fall only after a slight delay, forced upon it by its lawyers who wished to plead temporary insanity. In any case, it was a lovely sunset, witnessed by all in the town. In fact, all the townspeople of Socialdemocracitopia got to witness two sunsets: that of the astronomical Sun, and that of the life of one toon. That's right: toon was lynched.

It was a rather gruesome affair, you see, presided over by Sparkle, tv_remote, and mikki. Unfortunately, when they were creating the gallows, they tied their knots rather incorrectly, and so the rope holding toon up snapped, causing him to fall through with minor injuries. Thus, the townsfolk had to hold a revote about their method of death penalty, before deciding that death by massive photovoltaic cell overheating was less cruel and unusual. Thus, over ten million photovoltaic cells were strapped to toon's body, causing him to overheat and for ten nearby homes to see their energy bills decrease by 15%!

While searching through his corpse, though, some of the more unscrupulous members found a sheet with completely impossible-to-read handwriting. Once subjected to arcane linguistic analysis, the text read as follows:

List of Prescriptions
Bill Clinton: 500mg Alli
Hillary Clinton: 250mg audacity, 175mg hope
Barack Obama: 100mg practicality
Pie: 1000mg Drug X
John Kerry: 2 injections Botox

Yes, that's right. You have killed Ted Kennedy (the doctor).

Sleep, now, if you can.

[toon]

( I know I am dead, but that's cruel and unusual punishment right? )

[Dogonabun]

Well, looks like he was innocent *sighs* bandwagon votes.. Well, I've got my eyes on the three of you whom voted for this man's death. Two of you are the libertarians, I'm sure. Well, it's nighttime. I hope I'm not the one murdered tonight.

[frenchfisher]

The sun rises once again, apparently content over the actions taken during the night. After all, its suit against the Moon has cleared its first hurdle, approval by the Great Grand Small Jury in order to go to trial over going to trial. It beams happily down upon the town of Socialdemocracitopia. This time, though, its beams strike a new body. Wedged between two pieces of bread, and smothered with ketchup, mustard, and onions, lies the mangled body of dogonabun. Dogonabun died overnight. Upon some inspection, it can be seen that he was dressed up in the condiments and bread before having German shepherds set upon him. Not the dogs, mind you (Socialdemocracitopian law makes it illegal for any animals to be bought as "pets". They must be legally recognized as "domestic partners"), but actual, real, human German shepherds, like in that one American Express ad.

How cruel, how vicious! The German shepherds are nowhere to be seen, but everyone knows that only vicious Libertarians could exploit their shepardoscity to such monstrous ends. A quick search of his pockets revealed nothing but lint. Thrilling, eh?

Because a new day has begun, the citizens of the village decide to gather together and choose someone new to lynch. Having agreed that the previous method was cruel and unusual, they begin muttering amongst themselves, trying to find a new method.

[Tv_remote]

Well shit, this turned out badly. So far we know two true democrats have been killed. We need to choose carefully on who to lynch next, so i encourage everyone to speak up so as not to repeat the mistake we made with toon. It should have been avoided and could have been avoided if he just spoke up and defended himself a little.