King of the Hill

[joo]

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{
   sleep(2^32);
}

*Gets bored of the game and goes to sleep*

[ADM598]

After being blinded by gunshots (how I was dethroned), ADM goes into the forest and develops his senses by spending years in a bat cave. Now being able to hear,touch,taste, and smell better than anyone in the world he returns to the hill.

Unfortunately, he quickly realizes his new skills are useless against the insidious computer programmer that has taken over the hill.

He calls a Geek Squad member at Best Buy who presses the pause/break button ending the program and charging him a ridiculous amount of money for something anyone with half a brain could have done.

He climbs up to the top and sits there in peace and harmony with the world, wishing that the age old struggle for the hill has finally come to an end.

But deep in his heart and his sightless eyes...he knows the truth...

[trexdino]

I charge in with the Imperial Army of Lad, at the top of the hill they fall asleep and bore you to death.

I am King of the Hill

[Money]

I come with alot of cash bribe your army and send you packin with my new army

I am King of the Hill

[trexdino]

(except they were asleep. how were they bribed?)

[Money]

I woke them up

[Money]

Im still king of the Hill

I use my money to fortify the hill with bunker barbed wire and a assortment of jacuzzis

[formerly known as hf]

I pwn u allz

I haz epic wins

u r fail

i am queen

suckz until u spew

[Zanthos]

i join PD

i ban you all

i am king of hill.

[Antichrist_Online]

I point out this is the forum and thus CD rules, Surly is now king of the hill... until I depose him and take the hill

[Money]

I bribe my good freind Bill Gates to use his secret back entrance into all window comps and crash all Windows in the World. I am Terrorist of the Hill

[Money]

I gather and Finanace a new terrorist irganization to me Fisher-Price. Subverting the youth to our version of the greater good. I then blow up Hasbro.

[Voltenion]

I don't care...I'm the king

[Money]

I gather my new terrorists of Fisher-Price together and march my organization of the new world to REVOLUTION. We bring down the old monarchy and replace it with a glorius new Empire. I am Emperor for Life of the Glorius Revolution for the Hill

[Voltenion]

Dude...I said I don't care...Besides I rule at Counter-strike so all the Terrorist join my force and beat you up

King,not emperor, again