The grant-a-wish game

[Joshuamonkey]

Granted, but you lose a limb for each post you make.

I wish I had super speed!

[trexdino]

This one is too easy. You get super speed, but you can only run in super speed, so wherever you are trying to get, you run right by it, unable to stop.


I wish I could speak every language?

[Voltenion]

granted, but you speak them all at the same time...so major confusion.


I wish I I could control time.

[trexdino]

Granted, you can control time, but everyone can control you.
(also in every other laungage)


I wish I could speak what laungage I was speaking, and still know them.
(also in every other laungage)

[Joshuamonkey]

Granted, but you go brain dead from having too much information go in your brain.

I wish I could fly! (lol, another easy one)

[Leo Luncid]

You turned yourself into the fly of your pants. *cues drum riff*




I wish for a inanimate Domo doll plushie!

[SekoETC]

You turn into an inanimate Domo plushie.

I wish my ship would come back home (and not as a pirate ship).

[trexdino]

Alright, an ocean liner drops from the sky ontop of your house.


I wish there was no such things are special contests you have to do in history class that involves making a movie.

[SekoETC]

Granted, now your history class only involves the teacher talking in a monotonous voice and people making notes. Boooring!

I wish all long term sleepers in Cantr would drop dead.

[joo]

Okay, but you get kidnapped so all your chars go to sleep and die.




I wish that all HTML was completely standardised.

[Money]

Granted but the change corrupts all data on your computer.

I wish for a monkey who can make a peanut butter sandwich everytime I ring a bell

[trexdino]

(i think something like this was wished for already)
Alright, you ring the bell and the monkey makes you into a sandwhich, it then eats you.



I wish that I had power over all the internet.

[Money]

Someone really wished for that??????

[SekoETC]

I was thinking of that HTML thing, it couldn't possibly go wrong in any way. It would only keep the idiots from making web pages which would mean more work for professional webdesigners. And lol that monkey thing was funny.

Anyway... In order to have power over all the Internet, you also become aware of it's contents, it's darkest corners which fill your mind with horse penises and unfortunate imagery of child abuse and bestiality. You claw into your brain to make it go away and eventually bleed to death. Sorry if it was too harsh.

I wish stomach cramps could be enjoyed in a masochistic way.

[Joshuamonkey]

If I had power over the Internet, I would get rid of that stuff. If I wouldn't die first...

I could guess what it meant before looking it up, but I did anyway. Granted, but you die from continuous stomach problems.

I wish everything that I would consider inappropriate on the Internet would no longer exist. (And that includes imaginary numbers and inside people heads)